2 definitions by geo_rube
When someone graduates from Cornell's online program, a special Fedex package is sent. This package consists of a stick with instructions on how to stick it up your ass. This normally happens during Cornell's commencement ceremony.
Ever since Jack graduated from E-Cornell, he's been on pins and needles waiting for his Cornell Fedex
by geo_rube November 2, 2010
A quick hash tag to indicate a tweeter is alive after a near death experience, or doing something really stupid.
Man, I was really worried about @billdollins after his bender, but I was really glad when he posted a #tweetbeat this morning
by geo_rube May 9, 2012