Tweetbelt

A Tweetbelt (Tweet-Belt) is the action of not commenting or commenting #tweetbelt in reply to a incorrect or ridiculous claim made on social media platforms. This safety device is designed to secure you against the harmful movement that may have resulted during a collision with replies to a factually correct comment you might have made.

Idiots Post: “Over the last year immigration has doubled… and so have the number of cases of venereal disease in donkeys!!! Coincidence??? I THINK NOT”

You: #tweetbelt (then ignore any reply if you get one).

by Dan Iro August 14, 2021

Tweetentary

A Tweentary is a Tweet with truthful, inciting, and/or biting commentary that has been changed into a picture formated Picentary (jpeg, png, etc.) and re-posted or forwarded as a Tweetentary.

Multiple and/or chained Tweets, reformatted as multiple Picentaries, are known as Tweetentaries. To be considered a Tweetentary, the original Tweet must be unaltered and complete after going through the Tweet to Picentary to Tweetentary transformation process.

Robert had no idea how to Tweet and about a month ago he asked me to create a Tweetentary of one of John Fugelsang's great Tweets he had heard about. Robert continued to ask me to format more of John’s Tweets into Tweetentaries and because John Fugelsang has so many fantastic Tweets daily, Robert has accrued a treasure trove of out of this world Tweetentaries. Robert posts the Tweetentaries on Facebook as well as e-mailing or texting them out for the benefit of his other non-Tweeting friends.

by Bort6 March 3, 2018

tweetelage

tweetelage

twee-te-lage

Noun

To provide tutelage over Twitter

Commonly found in tweets among traders, where professional traders tweet advice/tips to aspiring traders

Twitter Feed:

Professional_Trader777: Looks like we may test that level on the way up

Aspiring_Trader69: @Professional_Trader777 Gee, thanks for the tweetelage mister.

by iccthedral October 11, 2010

silent tweetment

a process of punishment achieved through a deliberate and conspicuous lack of Twitter messages

She's annoyed with us for not waiting, so she's giving us the silent tweetment.

by Cleopatra1 March 31, 2009

tweetfest

1: Twittering excessively.

2: To annoy followers with your twitter updates.

Annoyed twitter user: "OMG! Stop having a tweetfest and get a life!"

Obsessed twitter fan: "Fine! Freakin' idiot!"

by Xonus June 4, 2009

Tweebertard

A pre-teen who enjoys both the inane and stale Twilight series, and the musical abomination that is Justin Bieber.

Also known as "Scum of the Earth"

Ewwww, tweebertards

by Goodmonson The Dickable Dog July 21, 2010

tweetball

It where you tweet your balls on twitter and then call people out on it

Guy: Did you see Steve tweetball?
Girl: No I didn't
Guy: I called Steve on it
Girl:OMG

by KLASHNINJA May 23, 2014