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tweetfreak 

Reminiscent of a speed freak (aka: the tweeker) it is one who's OCD about memorializing everything they do at any given moment on Twitter; that is, one who tweets incessantly, constantly and/or needlessly.
(phone rings)
Candy: Hello?

Sam: Hey, babe! It's me. Just callin' to see what you're doing tonight. Wanna go out?

Candy: Wait a sec...(tweets this call)...check me out on Twitter. I just twatted you (giggles).

Sam: Uhhh...I'm driving right now...I'm not at a computer.

Candy: Oh that's ok. Check it out when you get home. Seeya (CLICK).

Sam: What the f...?! I gotta dump that Goddamn, tweetfreak!
short for Twitter Family. These are our friends that you follow on twitter and are constantly updating. They update so frequently that you know what they are doing every minute of the day. After following them for awhile, you know them so well that you now consider them your family!
Hey, let's go watch toy story 3 with the tweetfam!

She's not a part of our tweetfam because she doesn't tweet enough and doesn't tweet us.
tweetfam by Jonnyvlogs June 29, 2010

twitfacespace

The location, place, or instance where Twitter, Facebook, and MySpace are grouped together. Derived from "twitspaceface" (a verb) to create a noun (particularly a place).
Harold's FireFox Browser was a Twitfacespace. He had bookmarks and tabs for Twitter, Facebook, and MySpace.
twitfacespace by mcandp2 July 19, 2010
A person who overly uses Twitter and Facebook as a means to be social instead of actually seeing their friends face to face.
L: "I haven't seen Bill lately.."
T: "Yeah, he's turned into a bit of a Twitface..."
Twitface by Pseudo-Nim October 2, 2009

twatface 

Tony Blair: opportunity blah blah blah new blah blah responsibility oink oink blah blah

Me: Fuck off, twatface.

twatface 

The name instantly given to someone who has wronged you.

This could be an ex-partner, someone who is now overdue money that was lent or left you in a crap situation.
1. How is your mate mike doing, did he give you that money back for the ticket?

That twatface? Nah, I haven't heard from him in weeks.

2. So are you and Anna still getting along?

Twatface dumped me for some fuckface dickwad
twatface by veeds1 September 8, 2009