Tweetfart

When you start typing a tweet and forget what you were typing (similar to a brainfart when you forget what you were about to say)

Dude, I just had a tweetfart... totally forgot what I was tweeting!

by TheRealVoice May 30, 2011

Tweetfart

a lapse in the thought process while tweeting that causes you to post something that maybe you shouldn't.

@Kanye :I know I said I'd bite my tounge but 6 AMA noms for a 19 year oLd?!?! Two albums!? Fuck that!!!!!

TMI can lead to tweetfarting. Here is an example:
@ruthakers They canceled school and reminded everyone to "Prepare for a blackout" I've got 2 bottles of Vodka and percocet Blackout is *so happening* (definitely a tweetfart)

by ebabe February 10, 2010

tweetfreak

Reminiscent of a speed freak (aka: the tweeker) it is one who's OCD about memorializing everything they do at any given moment on Twitter; that is, one who tweets incessantly, constantly and/or needlessly.

(phone rings)
Candy: Hello?

Sam: Hey, babe! It's me. Just callin' to see what you're doing tonight. Wanna go out?

Candy: Wait a sec...(tweets this call)...check me out on Twitter. I just twatted you (giggles).

Sam: Uhhh...I'm driving right now...I'm not at a computer.

Candy: Oh that's ok. Check it out when you get home. Seeya (CLICK).

Sam: What the f...?! I gotta dump that Goddamn, tweetfreak!

by Tenacious Faulker May 2, 2009

Tweetard

The second coming of the Social Justice Warrior.

A self righteous twitter based individual who believes their opinion trumps that of everyone else's - and logic.
The Tweetard can often be found trying to cancel others on the internet for reasons still unexplainable by mankind, and is known to show little to no common sense - ever.

Normal human: I fully support BLM and truly strive for equality, but I don't think the looting and destruction of property is going to do any good.
Tweetard : WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU FUCKING RACIST PIECE OF BIGOTED SHIT?!?!?!?!? TW// RACIST UNEDUCATED IMBRED, TAKE YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE ELSEWHERE SIS (PERIODT).
Normal human: Sorry, I guess that was a bad way of phrasing it, but I guess we are all learning to become better people as we grow.
Tweetard: TOO LATE, SAY GOODBYE TO ANY CAREER PROSPECTS YOU HAD ratio

Fluffy Texan: haha fluffy hehe

by Sarrosmann April 25, 2021

tweetfam

short for Twitter Family. These are our friends that you follow on twitter and are constantly updating. They update so frequently that you know what they are doing every minute of the day. After following them for awhile, you know them so well that you now consider them your family!

Hey, let's go watch toy story 3 with the tweetfam!

She's not a part of our tweetfam because she doesn't tweet enough and doesn't tweet us.

by Jonnyvlogs June 29, 2010

Tweetaria

Someone who tweets (posts a message) on Twitter way too much.

Joe tweets about everything he does. He has major Tweetaria.

by big jimz May 19, 2009

twerkfart

When a girl shakes her ass to produce gas, then rips a massive fart.

(girl twerking) Oh my god I got this huge fart in me! (rips huge fart)

Girl 2: damn that's a nasty ass twerkfart!

by Jfganid November 13, 2013