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Twatism is the art of being a twat. It is NOT the female vagina in this meaning.

Twatism is a collective term for behavior that makes people a 'twat'.
Man: I hate my colleagues!
Woman: twatism is the word you're looking for. you work with twatism
twatism by Jay9887 April 27, 2008
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A condition that makes people a twat aka you
Person 1: Are you a twat
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: You got twatism then
Twatism by S1lent ツ May 13, 2020
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Logically enough it is something spoken by someone who is a twat, cretin or braindead fuckwit. Typically something uttered by the woke brigade such as "all whites are guilty of unconscious bias!" This is not the sort of drivel that J Saunders Redding intended when he urged people to "Stay Woke."
"All white countries are institutionally racist!"
"What a twatism!"
Twatism by AKACroatalin April 18, 2021
Someone who is a twat has twatism
You deffo have twatism
Twatism by Mrbakercake June 10, 2018
Uniquely recognizable phrases and expressions popularized by twitter user @tired_oftrump, whose handle generally includes some form of the word "twat". Including but not limited to "orange shit tit", "go fuck yourself repeatedly with a goddamn cactus", "cuntsicle", and "cockturd". Invariably demeaning to the imposter illegally occupying the White House.
Court threw out an excellent twatism when she posted "For fuck's sake, orange shit tit! Here’s the part where I tell you to go fuck your MAGAt ass self repeatedly with a goddamn cactus, you cuntsicle!"
twatism by Hondo May 7, 2019
the philosophy of Andrew Tate or his followers.
I'm rellay into Tatism.
Tatism by iagoalvarezzz August 9, 2022

twatistic 

a disorder that appears characterized by impairment of the ability to form normal social relationships, by impairment of the ability to communicate with others or even form a thought about something other than twat.
After Snatchface has a few beers in him he becomes twatistic.
twatistic by Portia Flynn October 14, 2006
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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