david firth

a comic genius. sick and twisted, but fucking awesome.

burnt face man. dear god thats good funnies.

by lordblunkey March 14, 2005

White cat

A 'cuddly toy' belonging to Chaz. One of the scariest damn things i've seen. It's EYES! Goddamn...

Chaz: Catch! (throws the cat)
Lar: HOLY SHIT! GET IT AWAY!

by LordBlunkey June 20, 2004

stick a twogit

The act of "sticking a twogit" is one shrouded in mystery. After all, was it not once said, he who flays the run, enjoys a bath?

There's little 'Lois again, sticking a twogit.

by LordBlunkey April 13, 2006

whore bitch

An insult i use that doesn't actually mean anything major. Everyone can be a bitch whore.

Lar: Bitch whore
Kim: I'm insulted
Lar: So? You're a stupid bitch whore...

by LordBlunkey June 21, 2004

(,)(,)

Pierced nipples...

Erm, how am i going to "examplify" this?

by LordBlunkey June 21, 2006

santanist

One who believes in Santa beyond the age of 6 or 7 years old

My cousin, Jimmy, is 12 and still believes in Santa. What a Santanist.

by LordBlunkey June 12, 2004

Knippers

To mis-pronounce knickers, such as in the play Bouncers...

Jack: And the elastic of her knippers snapped in the night?
Scott&Calum&Andy: KNIPPERS?

by LordBlunkey June 18, 2004