LordBlunkey's definitions

stick a twogit

The act of "sticking a twogit" is one shrouded in mystery. After all, was it not once said, he who flays the run, enjoys a bath?

There's little 'Lois again, sticking a twogit.

by LordBlunkey April 13, 2006

little miss high and mighty

Well, a term that is used to insult someone who is very pretentious, and seems to think the world revolves around her.

Becky. Who i hate. For a number of reasons. Including the fact she is "little miss high and mighty".

by LordBlunkey July 25, 2004

Knippers

To mis-pronounce knickers, such as in the play Bouncers...

Jack: And the elastic of her knippers snapped in the night?
Scott&Calum&Andy: KNIPPERS?

by LordBlunkey June 18, 2004

david firth

a comic genius. sick and twisted, but fucking awesome.

burnt face man. dear god thats good funnies.

by lordblunkey March 14, 2005

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Pierced nipples...

Erm, how am i going to "examplify" this?

by LordBlunkey June 21, 2006

Pumpykin booth

A booth where one can climb pumpykin to the mondement of all cheekythree

Oli is trapped in the pumpykin booth and foced to climb for evermore!

by LordBlunkey June 13, 2004

no-one cares

A term which i find fits Kim quite well. Though it is a generalisation, which im opposed to, i think it is, by and large, true.

(If anyone does care, and wishes to argue their case, i'd like to hear from you. I like funny e-mails...)

Kim: Blah blah blah, i have problems with everyone. I'm always in an argument. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
Lar: No-one care

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004