LordBlunkey's definitions

scary stuff

stuff that is scary...

Cows. Do they want to be any bigger? And they just sit there, being big, and eating grass. What are they thinking?

by LordBlunkey April 13, 2006

yawnsville

A party where nothing is happening

"like dudes, this places is so Yawnsville..."

by LordBlunkey June 24, 2004

captain smelly pants

An derogatory term, can be used in any situation. Generally doesn't carry much offence, but can be used specifically if one was to "shite themselves"

Oli: Hey Lar
Lar: Hey captain smelly pants...

by LordBlunkey July 14, 2004

period

when a woman bleeds from her happy hole

takes up a stupid length of a womans life.

glad im not female.

"urgh. whats that? why's your body bleeding? from that hole? that's not fun at all!"

by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

Pumpykin booth

A booth where one can climb pumpykin to the mondement of all cheekythree

Oli is trapped in the pumpykin booth and foced to climb for evermore!

by LordBlunkey June 13, 2004

cutting yourself

A really REALLY STUPID thing to do! DON'T fucking do it!!!

She cut herself, thus becoming a "stupid bitch"

by LordBlunkey June 9, 2004

diddly squit

Means the same as diddly squat but sounds funnier. Also appears on "Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow"

Craig: How much you got there?
Lar: Diddly Squit

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004