sweaty pissflaps

much like regular pissflaps but an entertainly disturbing offshoot.

a woman has been working out in tight clothes. imagine the sweaty pissflaps. *shudders*

by lordblunkey March 05, 2005

tool off

to move somewhere

Billy: Liz tooled off to London
Arthur: And she tooled back. I saw her this morning!

by LordBLunkey June 18, 2004

Bah!

To show disdain for something

Kim: Blahblahblah
Lar: Bah!

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

diddly squit

Means the same as diddly squat but sounds funnier. Also appears on "Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow"

Craig: How much you got there?
Lar: Diddly Squit

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

blepse

much like blapse

general rudeboy speak for punch

rudey1: da fuck?
rudey2: u betta believe it. i'll fuck you up!
rudey1: nah mate. leave it out.
rudey2: one call, i get my boys down. they'll sort you out.
rudey1: shut it. i'll blepse you up.


*sigh* bloody rudeys.

by lordblunkey February 20, 2005

TDW

TDW stands for Total Dick Wank

Well, should you spot someone acting like a Total Dick Wank, but you REALLY can't be arsed with saying the whole thing, you could slyly say TDW...

by LordBlunkey July 24, 2004

scary stuff

stuff thats scary...

the bend of the river by the front of chaz's house. i went for a walk along it, heading towards infinity path and its there, and it scared me shitless.

by lordblunkey September 29, 2004