TDW

TDW stands for Total Dick Wank
Well, should you spot someone acting like a Total Dick Wank, but you REALLY can't be arsed with saying the whole thing, you could slyly say TDW...
by LordBlunkey July 24, 2004
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Knippers

To mis-pronounce knickers, such as in the play Bouncers...
Jack: And the elastic of her knippers snapped in the night?
Scott&Calum&Andy: KNIPPERS?
by LordBlunkey June 18, 2004
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gay stick

i'm not entirely sure, but i guess it most likely means a gay man's penis, or possibly a dildo. presumably it could mean any sort of stick which goes into someone of a gay sexuality? I don't really know.
Well, seeing as i don't know the definition, i don't really think i'm going to come up with an example. I may get back to you at some point.
by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004
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Pumpykin booth

A booth where one can climb pumpykin to the mondement of all cheekythree
Oli is trapped in the pumpykin booth and foced to climb for evermore!
by LordBlunkey June 13, 2004
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diddly squit

Means the same as diddly squat but sounds funnier. Also appears on "Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow"
Craig: How much you got there?
Lar: Diddly Squit
by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004
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infinity path

The path by the front of chaz's house. Past the scary river bend. Its a long path with lights beside it, and at night its misty and looks like it stretches on to infinity. Doesn't really exist during the day.
One of the nicest places in the world, albeit a bit cold.
by lordblunkey September 29, 2004
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period

when a woman bleeds from her happy hole

takes up a stupid length of a womans life.

glad im not female.
"urgh. whats that? why's your body bleeding? from that hole? that's not fun at all!"
by lordblunkey May 14, 2005
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