LordBlunkey's definitions

virtual slap

THe process of wanting to slap someone, but being elsewhere, and so you summon the VIRTUAL SLAP! You simply go *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE* and the other person becomes slapped. However, it can fail if the slappee decides to "reject" the slap

Oli: Hey Scott, you're really orange!
Scott: *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE*
Oli: Ow!

by LordBlunkey June 9, 2004

scary stuff

stuff that is scary...

Cows. Do they want to be any bigger? And they just sit there, being big, and eating grass. What are they thinking?

by LordBlunkey April 13, 2006

cutting yourself

A really REALLY STUPID thing to do! DON'T fucking do it!!!

She cut herself, thus becoming a "stupid bitch"

by LordBlunkey June 9, 2004

santanist

One who believes in Santa beyond the age of 6 or 7 years old

My cousin, Jimmy, is 12 and still believes in Santa. What a Santanist.

by LordBlunkey June 12, 2004

TDW

TDW stands for Total Dick Wank

Well, should you spot someone acting like a Total Dick Wank, but you REALLY can't be arsed with saying the whole thing, you could slyly say TDW...

by LordBlunkey July 24, 2004

little miss high and mighty

Well, a term that is used to insult someone who is very pretentious, and seems to think the world revolves around her.

Becky. Who i hate. For a number of reasons. Including the fact she is "little miss high and mighty".

by LordBlunkey July 25, 2004

White cat

A 'cuddly toy' belonging to Chaz. One of the scariest damn things i've seen. It's EYES! Goddamn...

Chaz: Catch! (throws the cat)
Lar: HOLY SHIT! GET IT AWAY!

by LordBlunkey June 20, 2004