LordBlunkey's definitions

lmaohfod

Well, the moron who tired to define OMG by saying (and i quote):

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! XD
I SAW A DEAD PERSON!!!
JGRSJFSJRJYREDYJKMGHK!!!

really?
yep!
no?
yes!
omg rofl lmaohfod!
OH MY GOD!!! WHAT THE POO PIE?? ><???
jgowhrygqh0awhg says i!


used it, but when i looked it up, it had no definition, so i took the opportunity to make a mockery of him.

Well, i spose it would stand for Laugh My Ass Off Hot Food On Dennis or something along those lines...

by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004

virtual slap

THe process of wanting to slap someone, but being elsewhere, and so you summon the VIRTUAL SLAP! You simply go *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE* and the other person becomes slapped. However, it can fail if the slappee decides to "reject" the slap

Oli: Hey Scott, you're really orange!
Scott: *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE*
Oli: Ow!

by LordBlunkey June 9, 2004

santanist

One who believes in Santa beyond the age of 6 or 7 years old

My cousin, Jimmy, is 12 and still believes in Santa. What a Santanist.

by LordBlunkey June 12, 2004

TDW

TDW stands for Total Dick Wank

Well, should you spot someone acting like a Total Dick Wank, but you REALLY can't be arsed with saying the whole thing, you could slyly say TDW...

by LordBlunkey July 24, 2004

Knippers

To mis-pronounce knickers, such as in the play Bouncers...

Jack: And the elastic of her knippers snapped in the night?
Scott&Calum&Andy: KNIPPERS?

by LordBlunkey June 18, 2004

Bah!

To show disdain for something

Kim: Blahblahblah
Lar: Bah!

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

cheese it

Steal stuff

Look, i just cheesed this cheese

by LordBlunkey June 12, 2004