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twautism 

A complex psychiatric condition affecting as many as 68 million American women over the age of 19 and characterized by rapid a decline in thought, speech and behavioral patterns, with exacerbations and remissions occurring in close concert with sufferers' menstrual periods.
When Bill saw normally dignified non-demonstrative Heloise screeching curses at the coterie of shitty but otherwise harmless musicians gathered in the public sewer known as the Pearl Street Mall, he was dumbfounded.

"Her?" he said to Ricardo.

Bill's friend leaned in close. "Twautism," he said in grave, conspiratorial tones. "Every goddamn month around this time, you'd swear she'd just eaten a box of thermometers."
twautism by kemibe February 23, 2013
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Twatism is the art of being a twat. It is NOT the female vagina in this meaning.

Twatism is a collective term for behavior that makes people a 'twat'.
Man: I hate my colleagues!
Woman: twatism is the word you're looking for. you work with twatism
twatism by Jay9887 April 27, 2008
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A condition that makes people a twat aka you
Person 1: Are you a twat
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: You got twatism then
Twatism by S1lent ツ May 13, 2020
Logically enough it is something spoken by someone who is a twat, cretin or braindead fuckwit. Typically something uttered by the woke brigade such as "all whites are guilty of unconscious bias!" This is not the sort of drivel that J Saunders Redding intended when he urged people to "Stay Woke."
"All white countries are institutionally racist!"
"What a twatism!"
Twatism by AKACroatalin April 18, 2021
Someone who is a twat has twatism
You deffo have twatism
Twatism by Mrbakercake June 10, 2018

Thautism 

The disease all seventh to nineth grade girls have
Hey I think Kaitlin has thautism
Thautism by TheCasil April 6, 2019
Uniquely recognizable phrases and expressions popularized by twitter user @tired_oftrump, whose handle generally includes some form of the word "twat". Including but not limited to "orange shit tit", "go fuck yourself repeatedly with a goddamn cactus", "cuntsicle", and "cockturd". Invariably demeaning to the imposter illegally occupying the White House.
Court threw out an excellent twatism when she posted "For fuck's sake, orange shit tit! Here’s the part where I tell you to go fuck your MAGAt ass self repeatedly with a goddamn cactus, you cuntsicle!"
twatism by Hondo May 7, 2019