Twatteries 

The energy that keeps twats going, in an argument for example

“Fucking Karen’s going on about astrology again, she keeps asking to do an in depth reading as my aura looks weak and it may be because of Uranus’s position this month or some bollocks like that”

“Don’t worry, her twatteries will run out soon - just keep pouring her Chardonnay and going ‘uh huh’ every now and then”

Twatteries by Grill Bill August 7, 2020

twatterism 

Any insult that includes a reference to female genitalia.

Harmony was angry at Geoff after he used a twatterism.

twatterism by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

twattermelon

Very similar to a gunt, a pronounced bulge starting at the belt or rim of the pants, with the crotch area of the pants protruding outwards, creating a disgusting melon shape. Again, not quite a gut, not quite a cunt.

A gunt causes tremendous wardrobe problems. If she is not careful, she's going to give herself a twattermelon.

That is repulsive.

twattermelon by Revchu May 1, 2006

twattered 

To be slandered or attacked via twitter.

The new Supreme Court nominee, had solid credentials but that didn't prevent her from getting twattered by Newt.

twattered by mick e June 5, 2009

Twitterista 

Stylish Twitter user. One who sends stylish tweets. One who tweets interesting tweets.

She's such a Twitterista ... her tweets have so much style!

Twitterista by VeeeGeee January 15, 2010

twattering 

The sharing of way too many banal entries on twitter from a person who thinks twittering make them famous.

When I saw Jen had written four entries in her twitter profile before noon about cleaning her apartment, I realized she was twattering again today.

twattering by AS_King August 23, 2008

Twattering 

The use of self pitying, banal, inane or downright uninteresting status updates via facebook or Twitter, aimed at generating pity or attention in comment form.

Jane is getting ready to go work, or Jane is wondering why everything in her life is going wrong. Both examples of twattering.

Twattering by Richard Drebin December 16, 2008