Twatterberd

Noun: a bird with an oversized twat. Making the bird unable to fly for long periods of time.

Verb: two twats mating. Unlike scissoring the two twats become one together and push into each other.

Noun: Its a bird... its a plane... no... its a... twatterberd?

Verb: I walking in without knocking and before my eyes was a terrible sight... They were twatterberding!

Twatterberd by Dywan February 23, 2017

twattered 

To be slandered or attacked via twitter.

The new Supreme Court nominee, had solid credentials but that didn't prevent her from getting twattered by Newt.

twattered by mick e June 5, 2009

Twatterboarded 

When a male is performing oral sex on a female,
who is sitting on his face, and she squirts in his
mouth right as he takes a breath causing him to
aspirate on her love juices.

Laurianne was riding my face and Twatterboarded me with no heads up whatsoever.

Twatterboarded by bighurtrocks October 20, 2022

Twitterberry 

An App for Blackberry phones that allows you to access Twitter and update statuses from your phone.

Brianna_Ashlee "just had lunch." from Twitterberry.

Twitterberry by Brianna_Ashlee July 5, 2009

twatterboarding 

Forcibly sit on someone's face, with your ladybits suffocating them.

Yo, that chick wanted me to eat her out so bad last night that she was twatterboarding me.

twatterboarding by Pentafrost July 18, 2015

Twattered 

Tweet-Battered

Her twitter stalkers had mercilessly twattered her

Twattered by §Simply_Sara69 July 17, 2021