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Turdstan 

Fanatics who regularly troll, lie, photoshop and spread misinformation in order to try to gain support for Amber Heard, who was found guilty of defamation with actual malice in regards to her claims of abuse. (I.e. lying) They tend to prefer echo chambers and play victim if things aren't going their way. They have a habit of creating multiple social accounts to stalk, harrass, dox and bully anybody they deem not supportive of Amber Heard or more importantly, supporting Johnny Depp. (See Milani Cosmetics, Fenty, etc) Bad infestation on the blue bird app. It was revealed Amber Heard pooped on their bed and blamed it on the dog during a live trial.
The Turdstan wasn't even aware that Amber Heard changed the date she claimed the abuse began by a year mid-trial.

This Turdstan is really crazy! They stalked me, doxxed me and then played the victim.
Turdstan by K$tty July 14, 2023
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Turdistan 

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.
Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.
Turdistan by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

West Turdistan

Mississippi is also known as West Turdistan.
Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan
West Turdistan by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020

Turdtanic 

When a buoyant turd starts to sink at one end causing the opposite end to rise out of the water. The turd will be unable to support its own weight and after only a few seconds it will violently break in half. The portion of the turd that was exposed to the air will come crashing down into the water and the two pieces will sink to the bottom of the toilet. Any corn or other undigested food unfortunate enough to be aboard this turd will be pulled under do to the vacuum effect the heavy turd creates as it sinks.
Dude, I just experienced my first Turdtanic. The splash got my ass all wet. I feel sorry for all that corn that was pulled under into a mirky cloud of shit never to be seen again.
Turdtanic by Jack Dawson February 6, 2007

Turdistan 

The toilet or latrine, or in general, a place where one defecates.
Please wait for me, I must go to Turdistan.
Turdistan by Iblisatan January 24, 2007

Turdsman 

A circus worker whose main job is cleaning up animal excrement. Also could be a low level worker at an office or other employment.
The turdsman cleaned up the elephant manure left over from the lion tamers act.
Turdsman by Norbert Young December 29, 2005

turdstabber 

gimme back my cd you fuckin turdstabber
turdstabber by badger boy 5-0 June 14, 2007
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