turdspank 

one who is acting spontaneously silly; an endearing term meant for friends, family, companion animals; one who does something, not harmful and not necessarily on purpose, which elicits laughter ... such as a "trip" of their own tongue or foot; a term for oneself amidst an unfavorable, not deliberate, and somewhat unconscious or "brainless" action ... such as spilling your latte on your work suit, mistakingly tracking mud indoor on white carpet, calling someone by the wrong name — oops!

My two cuddly kitties were definite turdspanks the day they napped within an indoor potted plant, dirt strewn on the floor. They appeared so cute, peacefully purring among the leafy green leaves — some of which needed assistance to grow upward again. No sense in getting upset over such an innocent action. Laugh and enjoy life! Later a vacuum sucked up the misplaced soil, and some thin wire fencing protected the plant and convinced these furry kids to nap elsewhere.

turdspank by Kiantha Shadduck July 25, 2011

Tardspark 

Similar to the "Allspark" in the Transformers franchise which sparks independent life in electronic/mechanical objects upon contact, the Tardspark is a person who acts like a tard and sparks a spontaneous chain-reaction of tard-like behavior in those people around him/her. A person who encourages and/or instigates tard-like behavior in others.

Otherwise peaceful gathering in the movie theater courtyard. Suddenly, tard A starts yelling at and mooning passersby - convinces his friends to do the same. Security guard shows and arrests all. Onlooker shakes head and comments, "the fucking tardspark strikes again."

Tardspark by GuidorfTheBiscuitKing June 1, 2009

turdsack 

1. A word that can be used synonymously with words such as douchebag. asshat, jackass or any other derogatory statement.

2. A person that the world could do without.

My boss wouldn't give me today off. What a turdsack.

turdsack by Jamiebanger August 3, 2007

Turdsman 

A circus worker whose main job is cleaning up animal excrement. Also could be a low level worker at an office or other employment.

The turdsman cleaned up the elephant manure left over from the lion tamers act.

Turdsman by Norbert Young December 29, 2005

turdshake

when you have to remove feces from your penis after anal sex.

Dude, I had to turdshake my wiener after doing it doggystyle last night.

turdshake by Thermador June 11, 2016

turdstand 

A
turd} that is too long and too firm to bend on contact with the [water, thus hitting the bottom of the bowl and forcing one to raise their bum. Ending in either breaking off to the front or side, causing a streak on the cheek or a slap to the sack.

"I had to wipe all day after that turdstand" or "I had to wipe my balls because of that turdstand".

turdstand by poomaster banks May 24, 2007

Turdwank 

The hightest insult a n00b can give. A noob who is usally 11 or 12 says "You mofo's are turdwanks" or "I totally turdwanked you in that game with my spartan laser" Or energy sword, flamethrower, lancer and any kind of noob weapon" The turdwank was fist being used widespread by noobs in late 2007 in Halo 3, it quickley spread to other games. If you are called a turdwank do not taunt the newb, just kick his ass because he is a n00b!

"I Totally pwned you turdwanks with my lancer" - newb

Turdwank by bonkers455 March 21, 2009