turdtantic

A huge log of shit; a turd so big that you have to throw ice cubes at it in the toilet until it sinks.

I had gyros last night and today I had to sink the turdtantic.

by Seekerjk September 27, 2007

Turdtanic

When a buoyant turd starts to sink at one end causing the opposite end to rise out of the water. The turd will be unable to support its own weight and after only a few seconds it will violently break in half. The portion of the turd that was exposed to the air will come crashing down into the water and the two pieces will sink to the bottom of the toilet. Any corn or other undigested food unfortunate enough to be aboard this turd will be pulled under do to the vacuum effect the heavy turd creates as it sinks.

Dude, I just experienced my first Turdtanic. The splash got my ass all wet. I feel sorry for all that corn that was pulled under into a mirky cloud of shit never to be seen again.

by Jack Dawson February 6, 2007

tardtastic

Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.

"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"

"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"

"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"

"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"

by Zephyr May 4, 2004

tardtanic

when a retards attempt at hygene is destroyed by a giant bowel movement floating in the bath tub

"don't touch me tardtanic!"

by bigtall March 23, 2008

turdtastic

Fantastic, and to do with turd, or poo.

On being late for an important meeting:

"Please forgive me, I was having a turdtastic time with my 14 year old daughter and lost all track of time."

by Angry Bob January 6, 2004

TurdTesticle

In the act of plowing a women in the anal region, one then attempts to pull out, thus causing feces to come shooting out on to ones testicles.

I was fucking this bitch in the ass and when i pulled out, there on my ball sack was a TurdTesticle.

by Tc1-gerry-GPill-o-Pedalfoot May 16, 2010

Turdtastic

Phenomenally shitty, uber-crappy.

- How was that new movie?
- Turdtastic, I wasn't nearly drunk enough to enjoy watching it.

by VitalyT January 11, 2011