Turdpercy

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A bit of an idiot. First seen in the Top Gear Book, and used ever since.

That guy is such a turdpercy!

Turdpercy by mackworf May 14, 2009

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TurdPerfect

The old computer program suite from Corel that only stick-in-mud ancient Lawyers use. It's a royal PITA for convert from, especially when complex formatting is used

Dammit, another TurdPerfect document to convert....when will these damn Lawyers enter this Century??

TurdPerfect by The White Morpheus October 31, 2013

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turdery

A person trying overly too hard to be cool that they say or do the utmost ridiculous and embarrassing thing thinking they are cool but in reality they are multiple levels higher than a dork.

"Whoa look at John blasting his music in his beater of a car and wearing the same brand new outfit Eric wore yesterday."
"I know, that's just straight up turdery at it's finest."

turdery by TheBestEva15 August 4, 2016

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turdpercher

Person who takes a dump and doesn't flush it right away, but prefers to sit there, a scant few inches, above their sopping wet pile of stinking feces.

Public washroom, guy in stall #1 hears guy in stall #2 drop the splashbomb. In the next few seconds there is rancid odor, but no flushing!?! So, guy in stall #1 bangs on the wall, shouting...

"...Hey, turdpercher, how 'bout a courtesy flush Yo!!

turdpercher by W. Morris February 15, 2008

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Turdery 101

When you do something that is below or a regression from your current standing which makes you look like an asshole or better yet a "butthole" and puts you in a negative light with anyone that knows you!

Hey, Did you hear about Tristan's fantasy league. That was turdery 101. What a fag!!!

Turdery 101 by Drwhodat September 20, 2016

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Turdmerc

A person who was hired to rape a dude's butt.

I heard he got taken by a turdmerc at the party.

Turdmerc by Moustache Squeege June 21, 2016

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Turdery

Turdery- general poor or naughty behaviour.

He was was late for work again, must have been getting up to some Turdery last night.

Turdery by AbsoluteWordsmith85 April 2, 2022

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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