turderky 

Busting and shiddddimg over a Somalian turkey and cheese topped with mayo and feeding it to your diabetic children

My homie Jacob likes turderkys

turderky by Dirty_sock__ October 23, 2023

turdery 

A person trying overly too hard to be cool that they say or do the utmost ridiculous and embarrassing thing thinking they are cool but in reality they are multiple levels higher than a dork.

"Whoa look at John blasting his music in his beater of a car and wearing the same brand new outfit Eric wore yesterday."
"I know, that's just straight up turdery at it's finest."

turdery by TheBestEva15 August 4, 2016

Turdery 101 

When you do something that is below or a regression from your current standing which makes you look like an asshole or better yet a "butthole" and puts you in a negative light with anyone that knows you!

Hey, Did you hear about Tristan's fantasy league. That was turdery 101. What a fag!!!

Turdery 101 by Drwhodat September 20, 2016

Turdery 

Turdery- general poor or naughty behaviour.

He was was late for work again, must have been getting up to some Turdery last night.

Turdery by AbsoluteWordsmith85 April 2, 2022