Turdmerc
Turdmerc by Moustache Squeege June 21, 2016
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turdpercher
Person who takes a dump and doesn't flush it right away, but prefers to sit there, a scant few inches, above their sopping wet pile of stinking feces.
Public washroom, guy in stall #1 hears guy in stall #2 drop the splashbomb. In the next few seconds there is rancid odor, but no flushing!?! So, guy in stall #1 bangs on the wall, shouting...
"...Hey, turdpercher, how 'bout a courtesy flush Yo!!
"...Hey, turdpercher, how 'bout a courtesy flush Yo!!
turdpercher by W. Morris February 15, 2008
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When you really have to poop but something such as a clogged or dirty toilet prevents you from doing so.
I was really prairie doggin' one but there was piss all over the seat. I had a turdmergency on on my hands.
Turdmergency by poopsMcGibbon March 4, 2010
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