Turdmerc

A person who was hired to rape a dude's butt.

I heard he got taken by a turdmerc at the party.

Turdmerc by Moustache Squeege June 21, 2016

turdpercher 

Person who takes a dump and doesn't flush it right away, but prefers to sit there, a scant few inches, above their sopping wet pile of stinking feces.

Public washroom, guy in stall #1 hears guy in stall #2 drop the splashbomb. In the next few seconds there is rancid odor, but no flushing!?! So, guy in stall #1 bangs on the wall, shouting...

"...Hey, turdpercher, how 'bout a courtesy flush Yo!!

turdpercher by W. Morris February 15, 2008

Turdmeric 

A spice loved by butt burglars

Ass pirates commandeered a ship carrying a cargo of turdmeric

Turdmeric by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 14, 2021

Turdpercy 

A bit of an idiot. First seen in the Top Gear Book, and used ever since.

That guy is such a turdpercy!

Turdpercy by mackworf May 14, 2009

Turdberculosis 

turd-ber'cu-lo-sis (-lō'sis)n. A serious eating disorder in which one (common amoung dogs) consumes its own fecal matter. Turd burglar, turd cake.

The doctor told me that my dog eats his poop because he suffers from turdberculosis.

Turdberculosis by Travis S. H February 27, 2009

Turdmeccastan

A place where brown people live.

The Islamic faith is strong in Turdmeccastan.

Turdmeccastan by ementea November 8, 2010

Turdmergency

When you really have to poop but something such as a clogged or dirty toilet prevents you from doing so.

I was really prairie doggin' one but there was piss all over the seat. I had a turdmergency on on my hands.

Turdmergency by poopsMcGibbon March 4, 2010