TurdPerfect

The old computer program suite from Corel that only stick-in-mud ancient Lawyers use. It's a royal PITA for convert from, especially when complex formatting is used

Dammit, another TurdPerfect document to convert....when will these damn Lawyers enter this Century??

by The White Morpheus October 31, 2013

Trueperfect

When the disbelief that perfect exists, but they are perfect to you. Because they are kind, strong, brave brilliant and the most beautiful girl in the world. Bebahan, is that girl, she is, trueperfect

You don't need to be perfect, you need someone who is perfect to you, a trueperfect like bebahan

by UrbanJ1818 November 9, 2023

Turd Perfect

As good as things can get for a piece of shit

Friend: Life is fucking awful

Other friend: for you, they're Turd Perfect

by CatherineWilsonisAFatCunt January 26, 2017