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Turdgency

Acting fast or working at speed to finish a task because you need a poo (turd) imminently.

Putting off going for a poo (turd) to make yourself work faster.
“Sorry can’t talk - got to get this email sent as I have turdgency”
“Jonny had turdgency so we had to leave quickly
by anonymous November 26, 2023
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