Turdgency

Acting fast or working at speed to finish a task because you need a poo (turd) imminently.

Putting off going for a poo (turd) to make yourself work faster.

“Sorry can’t talk - got to get this email sent as I have turdgency”
“Jonny had turdgency so we had to leave quickly”

Turdgency by anonymous November 26, 2023

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Turdpercy

A bit of an idiot. First seen in the Top Gear Book, and used ever since.

That guy is such a turdpercy!

Turdpercy by mackworf May 14, 2009

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Related Words

Turdgency • Eturdgency • Turdpercy • turdurgency

Eturdgency

The immediate need to use the bathroom.

Oh my gosh, this lunch is not sitting well. I'm having an Eturdgency!

Eturdgency by Steve925 August 1, 2011

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turdurgency

When you've a sudden emergent need to poop sooo bad you barely make it to the bathroom.

Tony was doing his homework when he had a turdurgency!

turdurgency by Livinwheeled March 12, 2017

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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