Turdgency

Acting fast or working at speed to finish a task because you need a poo (turd) imminently.

Putting off going for a poo (turd) to make yourself work faster.

“Sorry can’t talk - got to get this email sent as I have turdgency”
“Jonny had turdgency so we had to leave quickly”

by anonymous November 26, 2023

Turdpercy

A bit of an idiot. First seen in the Top Gear Book, and used ever since.

That guy is such a turdpercy!

by mackworf May 14, 2009

Eturdgency

The immediate need to use the bathroom.

Oh my gosh, this lunch is not sitting well. I'm having an Eturdgency!

by Steve925 August 1, 2011

turdurgency

When you've a sudden emergent need to poop sooo bad you barely make it to the bathroom.

Tony was doing his homework when he had a turdurgency!

by Livinwheeled March 12, 2017