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A person trying overly too hard to be cool that they say or do the utmost ridiculous and embarrassing thing thinking they are cool but in reality they are multiple levels higher than a dork.

"Whoa look at John blasting his music in his beater of a car and wearing the same brand new outfit Eric wore yesterday."
"I know, that's just straight up turdery at it's finest."

turdery by TheBestEva15 August 4, 2016

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Turdery

Turdery- general poor or naughty behaviour.

He was was late for work again, must have been getting up to some Turdery last night.

Turdery by AbsoluteWordsmith85 April 2, 2022

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turdery • Turdery 101 • Turder • Turderang • turderky • Turdernating • turderoid • Turkery Sandwitch • jive turkery • The Turder

Turdery 101

When you do something that is below or a regression from your current standing which makes you look like an asshole or better yet a "butthole" and puts you in a negative light with anyone that knows you!

Hey, Did you hear about Tristan's fantasy league. That was turdery 101. What a fag!!!

Turdery 101 by Drwhodat September 20, 2016

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Turder

Someone who took a shit.

Who's the turder who left this mess? Tajba truder!

Turder by MUTU July 29, 2006

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Turder

When someone has had a major accident in the toilet.

"There's been a TURDER!" This must be said in a broad Scottish accent.

Turder by Marcus Reuben June 23, 2003

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jive turkery

can be used in describing something wack, bizzare, stupid, annoying, etc.

what you say a jive turkey is doing

*playing ESPN football with alway fumble cheat on* pick up the ball shithead! what is this jive turkery!

jive turkery by synergy12468 January 19, 2004

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turder

when someone is really druged up.

when im high i like to say turder

turder by Really Stoned Guy December 7, 2006

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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