turdery 

A person trying overly too hard to be cool that they say or do the utmost ridiculous and embarrassing thing thinking they are cool but in reality they are multiple levels higher than a dork.

"Whoa look at John blasting his music in his beater of a car and wearing the same brand new outfit Eric wore yesterday."
"I know, that's just straight up turdery at it's finest."

turdery by TheBestEva15 August 4, 2016

Turdery 

Turdery- general poor or naughty behaviour.

He was was late for work again, must have been getting up to some Turdery last night.

Turdery by AbsoluteWordsmith85 April 2, 2022

Turdery 101 

When you do something that is below or a regression from your current standing which makes you look like an asshole or better yet a "butthole" and puts you in a negative light with anyone that knows you!

Hey, Did you hear about Tristan's fantasy league. That was turdery 101. What a fag!!!

Turdery 101 by Drwhodat September 20, 2016

Turder 

Someone who took a shit.

Who's the turder who left this mess? Tajba truder!

Turder by MUTU July 29, 2006

Turder 

When someone has had a major accident in the toilet.

"There's been a TURDER!" This must be said in a broad Scottish accent.

Turder by Marcus Reuben June 23, 2003

jive turkery 

can be used in describing something wack, bizzare, stupid, annoying, etc.

what you say a jive turkey is doing

*playing ESPN football with alway fumble cheat on* pick up the ball shithead! what is this jive turkery!

jive turkery by synergy12468 January 19, 2004

turder 

when someone is really druged up.

when im high i like to say turder

turder by Really Stoned Guy December 7, 2006