TheBestEva15's definitions

Swaddy

An extremely confident father with unlimited swagger.

Margaret: Wow check out Scott getting checked out by all the women while playing with the kids.
Jen: Yeah he is definitely a swaddy.

by TheBestEva15 May 29, 2018

turdery

A person trying overly too hard to be cool that they say or do the utmost ridiculous and embarrassing thing thinking they are cool but in reality they are multiple levels higher than a dork.

"Whoa look at John blasting his music in his beater of a car and wearing the same brand new outfit Eric wore yesterday."
"I know, that's just straight up turdery at it's finest."

by TheBestEva15 August 4, 2016