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Turticorn 

A cross between a turtle and a unicorn. Often said to have Ninja skills and be generally awesome. Originated on twitter during a conversation between @HolowPointSmile and @KobraKidxo when discussing the two most awesome animals in the world, Turtles and Unicorns, and also Ninjas.
I just put my Turticorn to bed as it was climbing on my ceiling
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Also pronounced "tuftin." When a person (usually female, but not exclusively) wears a garment so low cut that the top of the pubic hair shows. Usually applies to underwear, but there are more extreme cases of tufting out of trousers or a skirt.
"I shouldn't have worn these knickers. I'm tufting! I need a bikini wax.
tufting by thebunnyhorse December 1, 2004

Tuffticles

Getting hit in the testicles and taking it like a man. Ignoring the pain and toughing it out.
"Did you see Bobby, he took a puck right in the nuts. You gotta hand it to him, he got right back up and played the rest of the game. That guy has some tuffticles."
Tuffticles by bransey99 February 26, 2009
Noun.

Little hairs on your chest that can be seen peeking out of your shirt.
person 1: what a nice shirt that man has.

person 2: yeah, except you can see some tufties sticking out.

person 1: mmmmm.
Tufties by tufterlover January 12, 2011
The probably most fitting term for the spontaneous action of raping the next passer-by of the opposite sex after seeing a tortoise suck at a popsicle.
Big Mike: "Is Laura better already?"
Some Mexican: "No, dude, after all she's been starkly turticled"
Random guy: "Hope you filmed it!
turticle by turtlenator May 4, 2010
The hottest most sexy guy you will ever see he will make ur jaw drop to the floor. he is so hot you will just want to fuck him so hard. he is in love with matigan kellar.
tuftin is so fucking hot
tuftin by Tuftin September 25, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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