Definitions by bransey99

Crepecrap 

When you excrete an extremely large load. You look down at the toilet bowl and marvel that what you've left behind is such a large amount of crap that it's as large as a crepe.

Bob sat down at the toilet to do his daily business but this was no ordinary day. He stayed longer than usual and when he looked back at what he had left behind, he called out to his best friend. "Hey Charley you gotta check out my Crepecrap."

Crepecrap by bransey99 February 26, 2009

Boomecrap 

The splashing of toilet water on your backside when in a hurry whilst taking a very quick and hurried crap.

"I was in such a hurry and wasn't paying attention as my log hit the water. I got boomecrap all over my ass."

Boomecrap by bransey99 February 26, 2009

jiggyless 

Someone who has just split up and is without a regular sexual partner.

"That sure sucks for Jimmy breaking up with that wonderful girl. What's he gonna do now that he's jiggyless?"

jiggyless by bransey99 February 26, 2009

Tuffticles

Getting hit in the testicles and taking it like a man. Ignoring the pain and toughing it out.

"Did you see Bobby, he took a puck right in the nuts. You gotta hand it to him, he got right back up and played the rest of the game. That guy has some tuffticles."

Tuffticles by bransey99 February 26, 2009

Chapped stick 

After a weekend of many sexual encounters, what your man stick looks like on Monday.

Man, I had so much sex on the weekend I got "Chapped Stick"!

Chapped stick by bransey99 February 25, 2009

Pleeb 

A small distinctive sound emitting from the vagina. A vaginal fart

After having sexual intercourse, she lets out a "pleeb"

Pleeb by bransey99 February 25, 2009

Chubbless 

The inability to get an erection usually a temporary condition due to fatigue or too much alcohol. Not to be confused with Erectile disfunction disorder.

I had so much to drink last night that I was "chubbless"!

Chubbless by bransey99 February 25, 2009