bransey99's definitions

Chapped stick

After a weekend of many sexual encounters, what your man stick looks like on Monday.

Man, I had so much sex on the weekend I got "Chapped Stick"!

by bransey99 February 25, 2009

Pleeb

A small distinctive sound emitting from the vagina. A vaginal fart

After having sexual intercourse, she lets out a "pleeb"

by bransey99 February 25, 2009

Chubbless

The inability to get an erection usually a temporary condition due to fatigue or too much alcohol. Not to be confused with Erectile disfunction disorder.

I had so much to drink last night that I was "chubbless"!

by bransey99 February 25, 2009

sbroootch

Usually associated with the runs. The sound emitting from your backsid whilst seated at a toilet and taking a watery crap.

He ran quickly, he didn't have much time. He could feel the pangs in his bowels as he opened the bathroom door. He quickly locked the door and sat down on the toilet. "sbroootch" the sound was undeniably diarrhea.

by bransey99 February 25, 2009

Masturblisters

Blisters from way too much masturbation either on your hands or penis.

I had these huge sores on my penis. What a relief, the doctor told me they were just "masturblisters". No prescription needed, just told me to use more hand cream.

by bransey99 February 25, 2009

Crepecrap

When you excrete an extremely large load. You look down at the toilet bowl and marvel that what you've left behind is such a large amount of crap that it's as large as a crepe.

Bob sat down at the toilet to do his daily business but this was no ordinary day. He stayed longer than usual and when he looked back at what he had left behind, he called out to his best friend. "Hey Charley you gotta check out my Crepecrap."

by bransey99 February 26, 2009

Boomecrap

The splashing of toilet water on your backside when in a hurry whilst taking a very quick and hurried crap.

"I was in such a hurry and wasn't paying attention as my log hit the water. I got boomecrap all over my ass."

by bransey99 February 26, 2009