turticle

The probably most fitting term for the spontaneous action of raping the next passer-by of the opposite sex after seeing a tortoise suck at a popsicle.

Big Mike: "Is Laura better already?"
Some Mexican: "No, dude, after all she's been starkly turticled"
Random guy: "Hope you filmed it!

turticle by turtlenator May 4, 2010

Tarticle 

someone who makes a tart of them self in the public eye, for attention. like trying to get in a magazine for acting provocativly. making a show of your self tartily

katie price made a right tarticle of herself at the oscars.

Tarticle by jordenthegeek October 9, 2009

turdicle 

A tiny particle of poo that flies around after you flush.

Although the toothbrush was kept over 15 feet away from the toilet, close study revealed large amounts of turdicles on it. In fact, turdicles are known to travel over great distances and there's a fat chance you're breathing them in right now.

turdicle by Grrrrt June 10, 2009

terticle 

Coined in the Murdaugh Murders Case Discussion Facebook page. The feeling you experience when you think a family annihilator committed murder so he could continue a relationship with you. Feeling neither terrible or critical of someone’s motive, just terticle.

I feel Terticle if he committed this crime due to his relationship with me.

terticle by YeahAnd March 22, 2023

Turdicle 

A rare formation mid movement when defecating a loose stool outdoors in subzero conditions.

Gerry rose suddenly and ran for the outdoors, making it safely to relieve himself in the nearby snow drift, only to sustain injury from his own turdicle as his otherwise well aimed jet froze near immediately upon release to spike him where he squatted.

Turdicle by Furnace-Wibble April 23, 2023