tufty
someone who thinks they are it!
but purely just a baw bag and a fanny baws rolled in one massive pootang
but purely just a baw bag and a fanny baws rolled in one massive pootang
tufty by Paul J Banana November 14, 2007
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Tufty
Tufty is essentially the feeling of making one feel jealous. I made up this word and definition myself.
Bailey: Brooke I am going on holiday next week.
Brooke: Oh no I wish I could go, stop making me feel tufty.
Bailey: Sorry for tufticating you.
Brooke: Oh no I wish I could go, stop making me feel tufty.
Bailey: Sorry for tufticating you.
Tufty by BaileyRosier February 4, 2020
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Tufty wump
Tufty wump by Hasbeengineer July 12, 2021
tufty wigwam
A medevil style fanny that not only droops in nature but is covered in whispy pubic hair giving the resemblance of the wigwams built by ancient Indian tribes.
King Arthur knelt on one knee...and peered down at gweniveres tufty wigwam, it was at that point he decided to pursue his dream of drinking from the furry cup
tufty wigwam by Big d 82 October 13, 2017
Tufty chalk
Tufty chalk tends to be from West Virginia and extremely invested into the military even though he is to fat to even attempt to make it past boot camp. When he gets rejected by the military he regresses into the person the he tried to stuff for a long time. He starts to rape his 10 year old brother which tufty chalk thinks he is a girl. During tufty chalk rape festivals they like to play the pubes in a way that sounds like banjo music. In short he is a fat inbreeding fuck who is very militarily invested.
Tufty chalk by anonymous January 29, 2019
tufty club
I'm a paid up member of our local masonic lodge, a scout master and I'm treasurer of our local "tufty club".
tufty club by PC John Wankworthy October 1, 2003
Tufty Swoops
Tufty Swoops by #onesimp August 27, 2023
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