tufty

someone who thinks they are it!

but purely just a baw bag and a fanny baws rolled in one massive pootang

that jobbie heid is a tufty

by Paul J Banana November 14, 2007

Tufty

Tufty is essentially the feeling of making one feel jealous. I made up this word and definition myself.

Bailey: Brooke I am going on holiday next week.
Brooke: Oh no I wish I could go, stop making me feel tufty.
Bailey: Sorry for tufticating you.

by BaileyRosier February 4, 2020

Tufty wump

A generally annoying person; an ignoramus

Don't be such a tufty wump or you'll get the bish bish bish

by Hasbeengineer July 12, 2021

tufty wigwam

A medevil style fanny that not only droops in nature but is covered in whispy pubic hair giving the resemblance of the wigwams built by ancient Indian tribes.

King Arthur knelt on one knee...and peered down at gweniveres tufty wigwam, it was at that point he decided to pursue his dream of drinking from the furry cup

by Big d 82 October 13, 2017

Tufty chalk

Tufty chalk tends to be from West Virginia and extremely invested into the military even though he is to fat to even attempt to make it past boot camp. When he gets rejected by the military he regresses into the person the he tried to stuff for a long time. He starts to rape his 10 year old brother which tufty chalk thinks he is a girl. During tufty chalk rape festivals they like to play the pubes in a way that sounds like banjo music. In short he is a fat inbreeding fuck who is very militarily invested.

Tufty chalk played his pubes during the inbreeding rape festival.

by anonymous January 29, 2019

tufty club

An association of paedophiles (kiddy fiddlers)

I'm a paid up member of our local masonic lodge, a scout master and I'm treasurer of our local "tufty club".

by PC John Wankworthy October 1, 2003

Tufty Swoops

A tendril of anime hair that stick out

I have to draw all these Tufty Swoops art piece

by #onesimp August 27, 2023