Turticorn

A cross between a turtle and a unicorn. Often said to have Ninja skills and be generally awesome. Originated on twitter during a conversation between @HolowPointSmile and @KobraKidxo when discussing the two most awesome animals in the world, Turtles and Unicorns, and also Ninjas.

I just put my Turticorn to bed as it was climbing on my ceiling

by DeadManWalkingAliveSomewhere July 2, 2011

turdicorn

The aftermath of deficating upon a strangers forhead and the fecal phalus is stuck in the erect position similar to its cousin the mystical unicorn.

Take it from me buddy, dont 69 with a drunk chick, you might end up with a turdicorn

by Lenny and George April 13, 2010

turdcorn

the undigested remnants of whole kernels of corn found in human excrement

with nothing to read in the bathroom, David idly passed the time by counting turdcorns ....

by gourmando February 19, 2004

Tricorn

noun. (tri-corn) the three horned unicorn, three times as rare as the unicorn

"yo dude, did you see that tricorn? Its three times rarer than the unicorn"

by NotA Tricorn March 30, 2012

turtlecorn

a turtle with a unicorn horn.

there goes a turtlecorn

by mattie mayhem July 21, 2006

tunicorn

a unicorn with 2 horns.

that was so magical! it was like riding a tunicorn!

by tiny d May 3, 2011

tricornatops

mythical creature that is part unicorn part triceratops. it has the body of a unicorn covered in the rough skin of a triceratops with three horns that a unicorn would usually have one of. it feeds on the souls of the young and usually mates in the dreams of the perverse.

OMG I SAW A TRICORNATOPS PORN IN MY DREAM LAST NIGHT!!!!

by dragonjamer November 15, 2011