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Trisuckta 

The act of performing trisuckta is achieved when a giver of head uses one hand to cup the testicles, the other hand to stroke the shaft, and the mouth to suck on the tip.

When trisuckta is reached, the receiver of head will usually lose control of all motor function and begin to grunt and moan and twitch and even, at times, flail about wildly.

During trisuckta, the receiver sees the most vivid display of post nut clarity that can be experienced or realized.

This is often accompanied by extreme euphoria that may lead to bursts of laughter and weeping nearing an out of body experience.
Dude #1: Dude, my girl finally achieved trisuckta the other night!

Dude #2: Dude, no way dude! I’m so happy for you. I could cry.

Dude #1: Dude! Yeah, dude! It was unreal. I did cry. Life changing, dude.

Dude #2: Dude..
Trisuckta by Wordzard October 8, 2023
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When 3 penis meet at equal corresponding angles to become the ultimate source of gay power.
One time on a camping trip Schuman experienced a tridickta.
tridickta by donnison27 May 11, 2016
truck + retard

Any pickup truck driver who acts like a stupid ignorant person.
That stupid trucktard just tossed empty beer cans out the window.
trucktard by Iowa Keith August 30, 2007

trifuckta 

the act of sexually penetrating a female in the vagina, mouth, and ass in one night
Dude Debby is such a whore - she let me give her the trifuckta last night!
trifuckta by PlaysCopLeanRep September 8, 2010

trifucka 

when a guy lays down and a girls sits on him (letting him eat her out) while another girl is sucking his dick but her legs are on the girls shoulders (the one letting him eat her out) and the girl sitting on the guy is eating out the girl sucking his dick.thus, making a triangle
Jimmy had a trifucka with Anne and Jill.
trifucka by XxBeastMODExX April 7, 2011

trifucta 

I am going for the full trifucta tonight.
trifucta by kit November 8, 2003

tricktard 

Noun: {trik-tahrd} The conjoining of the words trick and retard; one who attempts a prank or trick on another, but fails miserably by his/her own self-sabotage.
Verb: The act of making a retard out of yourself when an attempted shit trick or prank on another backfires.
NOUN: I had no idea what a tricktard Nora was until she actually crazy glued her fingers together when trying to glue Mike's calculator cover on.
VERB: How did I get this scar? - well I tricktarded myself a good one when I prematurely set-off the rat trap in her desk.
tricktard by Gil McBrady July 28, 2007