A person who steals from you, and then pretends he/she didn't.
Mick: "fuck! that Schuman just robbed me of 50c!"
Colin: "Don't worry. He's an immigrant."
by cqribou February 7, 2008
Annoying stalker type person who is creepy and stupid. creeper stalker idiot
That Randy guy is a real schuman.
by nolongernew February 13, 2016
Where u have a girl on top and you proceed to stick your oddly shaped thumb up her butthole....don't worry the third time is the charm. She will love it!!
when i first met barbs i never knew that the schuman shocker would be used and abused....
by Geoffrey Schuman February 17, 2005