2 definitions by Gil McBrady
Noun. {han-dee-tee, handy-tee} Relating to the object your t-shirt becomes when cleaning up man juice after taking matters into your own hands; often used in the absence of tube socks and Kleenexes.
Nora: "So after you jack-a-lacked when we had phone sex last night, what did you use for the mess!?"
Gil: "Funny you'd ask, there was nothing around so I had to go with the handyt!"
Gil: "Funny you'd ask, there was nothing around so I had to go with the handyt!"
by Gil McBrady June 26, 2007
Noun: {trik-tahrd} The conjoining of the words trick and retard; one who attempts a prank or trick on another, but fails miserably by his/her own self-sabotage.
Verb: The act of making a retard out of yourself when an attempted shit trick or prank on another backfires.
Verb: The act of making a retard out of yourself when an attempted shit trick or prank on another backfires.
NOUN: I had no idea what a tricktard Nora was until she actually crazy glued her fingers together when trying to glue Mike's calculator cover on.
VERB: How did I get this scar? - well I tricktarded myself a good one when I prematurely set-off the rat trap in her desk.
VERB: How did I get this scar? - well I tricktarded myself a good one when I prematurely set-off the rat trap in her desk.
by Gil McBrady June 26, 2007