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trifuckta 

the act of sexually penetrating a female in the vagina, mouth, and ass in one night
Dude Debby is such a whore - she let me give her the trifuckta last night!
trifuckta by PlaysCopLeanRep September 8, 2010

Trisuckta 

The act of performing trisuckta is achieved when a giver of head uses one hand to cup the testicles, the other hand to stroke the shaft, and the mouth to suck on the tip.

When trisuckta is reached, the receiver of head will usually lose control of all motor function and begin to grunt and moan and twitch and even, at times, flail about wildly.

During trisuckta, the receiver sees the most vivid display of post nut clarity that can be experienced or realized.

This is often accompanied by extreme euphoria that may lead to bursts of laughter and weeping nearing an out of body experience.
Dude #1: Dude, my girl finally achieved trisuckta the other night!

Dude #2: Dude, no way dude! I’m so happy for you. I could cry.

Dude #1: Dude! Yeah, dude! It was unreal. I did cry. Life changing, dude.

Dude #2: Dude..
Trisuckta by Wordzard October 8, 2023

tricktard 

Noun: {trik-tahrd} The conjoining of the words trick and retard; one who attempts a prank or trick on another, but fails miserably by his/her own self-sabotage.
Verb: The act of making a retard out of yourself when an attempted shit trick or prank on another backfires.
NOUN: I had no idea what a tricktard Nora was until she actually crazy glued her fingers together when trying to glue Mike's calculator cover on.
VERB: How did I get this scar? - well I tricktarded myself a good one when I prematurely set-off the rat trap in her desk.
tricktard by Gil McBrady July 28, 2007

Tricktatorship 

United States current form of government that convinces people that they have a choice over their government when in actuality any politician who reaches high enough status to run for president (or any other high level office) has sold their soul ten times over to get there.
"I can't believe Obama is turning out to be the same as other politicians" said Fred, "he isn't following through on some of the promises he made".

"Dude, it doesn't matter who you elect man or what party...they are all sleaze bags in this tricktatorship. Just remember this the next time there is an election and some other guy is touted as a savior" replied Ralph.
Tricktatorship by archyis June 24, 2009

tricktastic 

1.an adjective that describes a person who is very good at doing wes peden-like juggling tricks.

2. an adjective that describes a person who is tricky
Tom Gaasedelen is tricktastic.
tricktastic by hmbowlin September 8, 2010

Trifuckta 

/tri-Fuk-ta/, Noun
1. Having sex with three women in the same day.
2. Having sex with a different woman every day for
three consecutive days. (simp definition)
Billy told me he pulled a trifuckta yesterday.

No way, that simp game motherfucker couldn’t get laid in a Tijuana hor house.

He said he hit Sarah after breakfast, poked Ali around lunchtime, and boinked Kelly when he left the club.
Trifuckta by Crazy Uncle B August 15, 2007