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Transfestive

the time period including two holidays where you see decorations for both at the same time.
Hey Jim's got his Christmas lights up before Halloween

Yeah, it's the Transfestive season and he's a Transfestite
by Tomdickhairy October 21, 2014
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reverse transvestite

A woman that dresses garishly and applies so much make up that she resembles a Transvestite.
Orange seems to be the colour of choice in the reverse transvestite community this season.
by themilkofothers January 18, 2015
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Transvestite

Someone who cross-dresses, i.e dressing outside of gender. Sometimes done to look like a convincing member of the opposite sex ("passing"), sometimes not. Sometimes a secret, sometimes not. Nothing to do with sexuality. Not necessarily to do with desiring a sex change either.
I can't believe there is no definition for transvestite on urban dictionary! Now's my chance...

John: Why is Adam wearing a dress and a wig? Does he want to be a woman?

Carla: No, he's just a transvestite. He likes to cross dress.
by Fen_94 December 21, 2012
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sweet transvestite

"Don't get strung out by the way I look/Don't judge a book by its cover/I'm not much of a man by the light of day/But by night I'm one hell of a lover."
by Gwen Stefani Grrl July 30, 2004
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Transvestite Donkey Witch

Guy 1: Who's that transvestite donkey witch?
Guy 2: That's Sarah Jessica Parker
Guy 1: *vomits*
by Mr. Can't Think of a Name March 27, 2010
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transvestite

A cross dresser. Most transvestites are NOT homosexuals, however.

Official definition from the American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language:

A person who dresses and acts in a style or manner traditionally associated with the opposite sex.
Joe is a transvestite, because he dresses like a girl.

Mary is a transvestite, because she dresses like a guy.
by Home slice September 8, 2005
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Transvestite Black Nofundo

A ghetto black broad, who is loud and really stupid.
She mostly has nasty nappy-ass hair, may have clear or blemished skin, and a large schnoz. A real hideous monstrocity that needs to be kept out of the public eye.

Just that large nose, and her dark complexion does her in to make her really look like an ape.

A real canidate for being the most ugliest bitch on the planet.

She is one sorry ass hoe, lame as fuck, and is very manly looking.

Just looking at her makes you wanna gouge your eyes out and dip 'em in bleach.

But that is just the start.

1.) You will never stop puking

2.) Your I.Q will drop to -50

3.) You will wish that there was a suicide booth like Futurama and go kill yourself.

And that is when you just look at her.
Guy1: Walking around downtown, minding his own buisness.
Then suddenly Taliana appears; "Holy Shit!" Guy 1 says. Running for his life, stops to puke ever so often. Finally meets his friend.

Guy2: "Oh my god, what happend to you?"

Guy1: "I just saw Taliana"

Guy1: Pukes again after saying her name

Guy2: "That Transvestite Black Nofundo?"

Guy1: Nods his head

Guy2 "Oh no!!!!"

Guy1: "I need eye bleach"

Guy2: "It's too late for you my brotha"

Guy1: Goes retarded suddenly "gshoireioaheoith"

Guy2: "I will do you the favor of finding you a suicide booth"

Guy1 "dofgjoerh"

They somehow found a suicide booth and luckly Guy1 was put out of his misery.
by Your sauve Mac-Daddy December 12, 2010
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