Transaverse

Unlike -phobic, which is defined as "fear of," transaverse is the aversion to a trans person interacting with one unwilling to entertain the thought.

Ok, "ma'am," I'm not into adam's apples. Back off...I'm transaverse.

Transaverse by Maximus Butthurticus November 18, 2021

transverse digestion 

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.

Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”

transverse digestion by joseph blough April 8, 2022

transversal

(a line) that intersects a system of lines

That transversal line went through ten others.

transversal by Marcus Mathews March 7, 2016

transverse leaf springs 

Cars using transverse leaf springs in their suspension are not to be confused with older cars and trucks that use solid rear axle/leaf spring combinations.

The system is used in some high performance sports cars. Instead of using 4 coil springs, the cars use two single ply (instead of the multiple plys used in trucks/cars with live axles) leaf springs mounted transversely. Using a single ply makes them immune from the friction problems seen in multiple ply systems and also makes them very light (a single transverse leaf spring weighs 1/3 of the weight of the coil springs that could have been used). These cars often use double wishbone or multilink suspensions, just like any other sports car, just not paired with coil springs over the dampers.

Transverse leaf springs have the benefits of being very lightweight, moving more of the cars weight towards the ground, easily adjustable, and rarely (if ever) needing replacement.

They have the disadvantages of being more expensive than coil springs, and since the springs are often made of a lightweight composite material, they are sensitive to damage from harsh chemicals.

Modern Corvettes use transverse leaf springs paired with double wishbone supension on all four corners.

F1 used transverse leaf springs until they switched to the use of torsion springs.

transverse leaf springs by Subie May 8, 2006

transverted 

trans·vert·ed (trans-vûrtd) adj.

1. Deviating from what is considered right and correct: a transverted idea of justice.

2. Of, relating to, or practicing sexual transversion.

3. Marked by misinterpretation or distortion: a transverted outlook on life.

This is so transverted.
I did it with your mom, she is so transverted.
You have a transverted sense of humor.

transverted by nick August 6, 2005

Transversiant

A male human being either given at birth or takes the last name of no blood relation.

My wife's grandfather is a transversiant. He took the last name of his stepfather.

Transversiant by Lenny Backstrom July 8, 2018

Transverse myelitis 

1) A rare neurological condition that can cause permanent damage to parts of the body below the affected spinal nerve area.

2) A condition in which ones nerve is worn very thin by reading poetry in Pig-Latin.

I just couldn't shake me short tempered mood after reading the unabridged works of the obscure Pig-Latin poet Paresthesia. This is when I first noticed that I was experiencing Transverse myelitis.

Transverse myelitis by oilrag September 30, 2009