transverted 

trans·vert·ed (trans-vûrtd) adj.

1. Deviating from what is considered right and correct: a transverted idea of justice.

2. Of, relating to, or practicing sexual transversion.

3. Marked by misinterpretation or distortion: a transverted outlook on life.

This is so transverted.
I did it with your mom, she is so transverted.
You have a transverted sense of humor.

transverted by nick August 6, 2005

transverse digestion 

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.

Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”

transverse digestion by joseph blough April 8, 2022

transported

Usually a college term, when you are so far gone and completely blackout that campus police call an ambulance for you.

Jimmy had 20 shots of tequila and his ass got transported last night

transported by Kuceinator February 1, 2021

transvertical

Someone (often short or vertically challenged) who identifies as a tall person.

She was much lower than the door opening, but she still bowed her head, as she is transvertical and believes that she will bump her head on stuff unless she bows her head

transvertical by Vrsovice June 2, 2023

transvester 

A word used by an Asian immigrantto describe transvestites he saw on vacation in Thailand. Should be noted that 3 out of every 4 pictures taken on his trip was of a "Transvester."

The Transvesters I saw on vacation were hot.

transvester by FUPACKING8 March 28, 2007

transvert 

transvert n Lat. trans, across, over + vertere, to turn; cf. intravert, extravert - a psychological type that alternates between introversion and extraversion and combines features of both types.

I don't know who I am, an extravert or an introvert? Or am I a transvert? If so, then the entire classification crumbles.

His life moves from one extreme to another, from complete self-absorption to wild partying at random places with random people. He is a typical transvert.

transvert by Mikhail Epstein November 2, 2003

transverse leaf springs 

Cars using transverse leaf springs in their suspension are not to be confused with older cars and trucks that use solid rear axle/leaf spring combinations.

The system is used in some high performance sports cars. Instead of using 4 coil springs, the cars use two single ply (instead of the multiple plys used in trucks/cars with live axles) leaf springs mounted transversely. Using a single ply makes them immune from the friction problems seen in multiple ply systems and also makes them very light (a single transverse leaf spring weighs 1/3 of the weight of the coil springs that could have been used). These cars often use double wishbone or multilink suspensions, just like any other sports car, just not paired with coil springs over the dampers.

Transverse leaf springs have the benefits of being very lightweight, moving more of the cars weight towards the ground, easily adjustable, and rarely (if ever) needing replacement.

They have the disadvantages of being more expensive than coil springs, and since the springs are often made of a lightweight composite material, they are sensitive to damage from harsh chemicals.

Modern Corvettes use transverse leaf springs paired with double wishbone supension on all four corners.

F1 used transverse leaf springs until they switched to the use of torsion springs.

transverse leaf springs by Subie May 8, 2006