Transversion

When the grinder kicks back at your crotch and you immediately turn into a transversion

I tried to cheap out and I should’ve just bought the new grinder blade. Now, I don’t know which bathroom to use because the grinder caused a transversion. Dammit Jim.

Transversion by FrankOddyBeans July 9, 2026

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Transversiant

A male human being either given at birth or takes the last name of no blood relation.

My wife's grandfather is a transversiant. He took the last name of his stepfather.

Transversiant by Lenny Backstrom July 8, 2018

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Transversion • Transversiant • transession • transpersonal

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Bald Beaver

Bald Beaver is transpersonal

transpersonal by marbs2402 November 27, 2017

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transession

When the government knows they are about to undergo a recession, but force the dictionaries and search engines to change the definition of a recession so they can say they're not in a recession.

Person 1: Hey man, have you started stocking up on toilet paper? I think we're starting to see a recession happen.

Person 2: Oh you fascist, racist, trumpist, radical white supremacist! Didn't you listen to Lord Biden? He said that two consecutive negative GDP quarters doesn't mean a recession anymore. So a recession is impossible. Check your privilege.

Person 1: Sounds to me like it's a Transession.

transession by Toaster_Bath2204 July 26, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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