Touwe

Touwe: toe adj.
1. A state of being.
2. being of or of a nature of touweness.
3. Touwe to a degree only decided upon by one

Oh my god, look at her she is so Touwe

by duffman1658 October 9, 2005

Meeting Tourettes

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.

Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off

by Teraknor January 27, 2014

IKEA tower

The beacon home. The answer to our problems. The IKEA tower reminds us that from Water Sheep we come from to Water Sheep we return

I looked for my home and I saw it. IKEA tower leading me to safety and salvation

by Raw X3 X3 August 6, 2019

bavarian bell tower

See Dutch Marines

Bavarian Bell Tower? Why does that sound like something I don't want to look up on Urban Dictionary?

by Montgomery Patton December 12, 2018

Towerbridging

When one girl is being taken from behind by one dude and at the same time his buddy fucks here in the mouth and they highfive at the same time. This all results in an extraodinary resemblance of the London tower bridge. Therefore this girl is being towerbridged.

Wow dude thats a hot chick man
for real we got to towerbridge that ass man.
Yeah we gonna be towerbridging tonight!

by Lemmen September 29, 2010

Sneezing Tourettes

The shouting of expletives or profanity whilst sneezing.

My mom grounded me after I shouted "fuck" while I sneezed; she just doesn't know what it's like to have sneezing tourettes.

by ASUcrew January 29, 2012

Thomas Tower

When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and your brother. Typically followed by a brief chase involving a loaded pistol. See Earl Thomas.

We were at an Airbnb with a random woman and my wife walked in while my brother and I were raising a Thomas Tower.

by Tim's Thomas Tower May 7, 2020