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Touse is a conjunction derived from the words top and house. Touse refers to the highest regarded (top) fraternity on a college campus. The characteristics of a Touse include pairing with hottest sororities and the ability to consistently host top notch parties.
Hot sorority girl #1: I went to the Phi Delta Theta party last night. The party was awesome and the guys were so hot!
Hot sorority girl #2: I bet, Phi Delta Theta is Touse!
Touse by anonymous April 4, 2022
Refers to college Greek life, it means Top House. The best frat house or sorority in that University (reputation, parties, perceived coolness). This is in contrast to Bouse which means Bottom House, which would be the worst frat house or sorority.
Bro Pike and ATO are Touse but AEPi is Bouse.
Touse by Gator Naysh November 11, 2025
kappa delta sorority at the university of michigan
i love touse
Touse by Poopbutt420 February 20, 2026

D1 Touse Mogger

A tall and physically attractive male who is also a member of a D1 top fraternity. Typically doesn't have much personality, only uses looks to get by.
Trent is a good accessory, he's a real D1 touse mogger!

Meeting Tourettes 

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.
Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off
Meeting Tourettes by Teraknor January 27, 2014
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026
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