touse 

A Tax House ... A Touse if you will -Ranboo 2022

A Tax House .. a Touse if you will ...

touse by Skylar_Jasimaine January 31, 2022

Touse 

Touse is a conjunction derived from the words top and house. Touse refers to the highest regarded (top) fraternity on a college campus. The characteristics of a Touse include pairing with hottest sororities and the ability to consistently host top notch parties.

Hot sorority girl #1: I went to the Phi Delta Theta party last night. The party was awesome and the guys were so hot!
Hot sorority girl #2: I bet, Phi Delta Theta is Touse!

Touse by anonymous April 4, 2022

Touse

GERB

Yea gerbs hella touse

Touse by Poopbutt420 February 20, 2026

Touse

Refers to college Greek life, it means Top House. The best frat house or sorority in that University (reputation, parties, perceived coolness). This is in contrast to Bouse which means Bottom House, which would be the worst frat house or sorority.

Bro Pike and ATO are Touse but AEPi is Bouse.

Touse by Gator Naysh November 11, 2025

touse

kappa delta sorority at the university of michigan

i love touse

touse by 13131313131313131890----094rty December 3, 2025

Meeting Tourettes 

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.

Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off

Meeting Tourettes by Teraknor January 27, 2014

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser by A witty twit August 10, 2019