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The kindest, most thoughtful people you will ever meet. Very smart and caring- sometimes too much for their own good. Will throw random things at you- especially food. Very accepting and humorous and will go out of their way to make sure you are comfortable. Usually followed by a goblin army. Deserves to be showered in gifts. Will walk through the heat across town with a heavy bag just to give you gifts. You will never find anyone more loyal or caring. Has many adopted kids he would do anything for.
Look! There's Touwen!
Watch out, Touwen will throw food at you!
Touwen by The Boxsoldier February 7, 2023
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good person and has many children.

is a tea gremlin

p.s. why are you urban dictionary-ing Touwen (i cant say anything i did it too😭)
“how would one spot touwen”

“theres always an army of year 8s following him”

“ah ok”
Touwen by ihaveabig……heart. July 25, 2023
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