Toulon
Toulon by fille de mystere August 14, 2008
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Toulson Syndrome
Toulson Syndrome is the state in which League of Legends players become severely under leveled. There is no known cause and generally effects one in three players. If left unchecked Toulson Syndrome can spread to nearby lanes resulting in loss of team fights, feeding of enemy lanes and extreme poverty.
This syndrome is extremely dangerous and frustrating to players attempting the climb out of elo hell (now re-branded as bronze tier) as the courageous victim of the disease will unknowingly hamper any and all efforts for victory.
This syndrome is extremely dangerous and frustrating to players attempting the climb out of elo hell (now re-branded as bronze tier) as the courageous victim of the disease will unknowingly hamper any and all efforts for victory.
1. Christian suffered an extreme case of Toulson Syndrome despite him spending 40 minutes in the jungle farming and providing zero ganks.
2. Jenny: "Hey David, yesterday Chris came to gank and fed my lane because he was 6 levels behind!"
Joshua: "WHOAH! Chris ganked?! Shocking!"
Jenny: "Yea and he fed my lane because he was 6 levels behind!"
Joshua: "Woah! He had a serious case of Toulson Syndrome!"
3. Christian suffered an extreme case of Toulsan Syndrome despite him spending 40 minutes in the jungle farming and providing zero ganks.
4. I lost my ranked promo match because I duoed with Chris and he always suffers from an extreme case of Toulson Syndrome.
5. Christian always suffers from Toulson Syndrome so we always make him jungle so that he doesn't feed in lane.
6. ADC - "Shaco I need a gank, they are pushing hard."
JUNGLER - "Sure no probs!."
{15 minutes later}
SUPPORT - "Shaco!? where is that gank dude we're being pushed SO hard! We need support! The turret is going down!!"
JUNGLER - "Getting blue then ill be there"
{5 mins later}
JUNGLER - "Ganking now go in!"
{ADC and SUPPORT Die}
ADC - "WTF WAS THAT?!!"
SUPPORT - "WTH man how did you not clean up?!"
JUNGLER - "No ult man.. I'm Level 5"
ADC - "FFS He's got Toulson Snydrome."
SUPPORT - "...... GG WP -_-"
2. Jenny: "Hey David, yesterday Chris came to gank and fed my lane because he was 6 levels behind!"
Joshua: "WHOAH! Chris ganked?! Shocking!"
Jenny: "Yea and he fed my lane because he was 6 levels behind!"
Joshua: "Woah! He had a serious case of Toulson Syndrome!"
3. Christian suffered an extreme case of Toulsan Syndrome despite him spending 40 minutes in the jungle farming and providing zero ganks.
4. I lost my ranked promo match because I duoed with Chris and he always suffers from an extreme case of Toulson Syndrome.
5. Christian always suffers from Toulson Syndrome so we always make him jungle so that he doesn't feed in lane.
6. ADC - "Shaco I need a gank, they are pushing hard."
JUNGLER - "Sure no probs!."
{15 minutes later}
SUPPORT - "Shaco!? where is that gank dude we're being pushed SO hard! We need support! The turret is going down!!"
JUNGLER - "Getting blue then ill be there"
{5 mins later}
JUNGLER - "Ganking now go in!"
{ADC and SUPPORT Die}
ADC - "WTF WAS THAT?!!"
SUPPORT - "WTH man how did you not clean up?!"
JUNGLER - "No ult man.. I'm Level 5"
ADC - "FFS He's got Toulson Snydrome."
SUPPORT - "...... GG WP -_-"
Toulson Syndrome by Theholybackfat January 4, 2014
Touron
The derogatory term combines the words "Tourist" with "Moron" to describe any person who, while on vacation, commits an act of pure stupidity.
The term has its roots in the resort, park service and service industries and can easily be dated back at least as far as the mid 1970's. It is widely used throughout the US, but may not be in general use by mainstream society.
Mostly an inside "Joke", created to vent emotion when dealing with the public.
In Yosemite National Park, "Tourons" regularly block access into the park by stopping on the single lane road to take pictures of wildlife.
"Tourist, Please leave your brain before entering " was the sign in an underground cartoon in Yosemite in the late 1980s. It depicted the entrance to the park with a park service employee leaning out the gate to accept the brain of a tourist driving a Volkswagen Beetle. Another sign in the cartoon read "Night Drop".
The cartoon was seen in both park service and concessions offices during that period and reflects the over all harmless, yet critical view of people who forget how to act in public.
The term has its roots in the resort, park service and service industries and can easily be dated back at least as far as the mid 1970's. It is widely used throughout the US, but may not be in general use by mainstream society.
Mostly an inside "Joke", created to vent emotion when dealing with the public.
In Yosemite National Park, "Tourons" regularly block access into the park by stopping on the single lane road to take pictures of wildlife.
"Tourist, Please leave your brain before entering " was the sign in an underground cartoon in Yosemite in the late 1980s. It depicted the entrance to the park with a park service employee leaning out the gate to accept the brain of a tourist driving a Volkswagen Beetle. Another sign in the cartoon read "Night Drop".
The cartoon was seen in both park service and concessions offices during that period and reflects the over all harmless, yet critical view of people who forget how to act in public.
Touron by Amadscientist April 18, 2009
The Tolono Tug
The non-gay public exchange of a left handed hand-job between married men. Most commonly occurring at a small town dive bar at a 4 seat high top table.
Last time I was at Lil Bufords I saw Tony and Bill doing The Tolono Tug. If they had not been seated at a high top table in the back of the bar I would have been concerned about their marriages...
The Tolono Tug by dontevertryttofiguremeout December 27, 2020
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