Toulong 

A tan man, extremely romantic, breakdances, he can get any girl he wants without knowing it.

Girl 1: Ohh look at Toulong
Girl2: I know. He's so cute.
Girl 3: Ahhhh.... he iss!

Toulong: *just blushes

Toulong by Lovee<3 February 25, 2010

tolongas 

One way to call your balls in Spanish.
Its use is not advised in polite company.

Caress my tolongas while you blow me, Lupe!
My tolongas hang so low that I often trip over them.

tolongas by Hugh G Rection April 10, 2006

toplong 

When a chick's torso is proportionally too long for her legs.

"I think that girl is really cute"
"nah... she's too toplong."

toplong by who_da_man June 30, 2008

toblong 

A toblong is someone who is mediocre at public speaking but also that one brand of long life milk that no one likes.
He usually likes play games but also is weirdly good at everything he does. Also very sexy.

Friend 1 "Hey have you seen that new toblong recently?"

Friend 2 "Yeah man, he's so hot and sexy, but also average."

toblong by Tobyone1Kenobi March 28, 2022

Tolongges

(n) A person so ugly that you want to erase their existence.

A very good friend

Origin: Used by early Pilipino named Datu Jose Francisco Jefferson

Hoy tolongges, buburahin ko yang muka mo sa mapa eh!

Tolongges by Mr i know it all shit June 14, 2018

Tulong

A potato, Also commonly used as a euphemism for a penis. Sometimes used in the form of a verb.

1. I play with my tulong all day
2. Damn I would really like to tulong her.

Tulong by katsujinken February 15, 2010

long touloungeaphobia 

the fear of long tongues

paige hates @luvanthony’s tongue because of her long touloungeaphobia.

long touloungeaphobia by emisucksass123 July 8, 2019