66 definitions by Hugh G Rection

The Fountains of Cum. Where all the cum cums from. Ladies: love'em, tickle'em, lick'em but just don't squeeze'em!
Joey got kicked in the testicles, and now he only shoots blanks
by Hugh G Rection May 29, 2004
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Honor bestowed upon graduation to the dude in the class who came the most during the course.
Yes, I graduated Magna Cum Laude... i fucked every chick in class... even the dogs!
by Hugh G Rection December 3, 2005
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A schlong is just another dork, wang or johnson.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
Laura: HAHAHAHAHA! Its so funny that schlong sounds large becuz it has something long stuck in!
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
by Hugh G Rection February 19, 2005
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1) Enlisted Navy servicemen.
2) Whom am I trying to fool? It's actually a clever way of saying semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, spunk, cream.
What is big and black and is full of seamen?... A submarine!
Donna enlisted in the Navy and now she likes seamen even more!
by Hugh G Rection August 2, 2006
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A means of using your gender as a female to get money from rich and powerful males.
Bill Riley asked me how I was doing today, so I sued him for 9 large for sexual harassment !!! Pretty sweet huh?
by Hugh G Rection April 20, 2017
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Swear word used in the French Canadian version of Spongebob Squarepants.
Tabarnacles, Patrice, you forgot to pull up your pants again!
by Hugh G Rection August 10, 2006
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Okay, okay Monica so u don't like anal... well, gimme some skull then, hon...
Ahh, and have a cigar...
by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003
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