66 definitions by Hugh G Rection

The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked.

What you get around your lips, and sometimes on your face, after eating way too much hair pie

A schlong is just another dork, wang or johnson.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.

1) Enlisted Navy servicemen.
2) Whom am I trying to fool? It's actually a clever way of saying semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, spunk, cream.

A means of using your gender as a female to get money from rich and powerful males.

One way to call your balls in Spanish.
Its use is not advised in polite company.

The act of receiving a rim job while concurrently taking a dump and receiving a handjob.