Toelonoscopy 

A kick in the ass

Keep being a smart ass and I'll give you an Toelonoscopy

Toelonoscopy by Don Ee July 6, 2016

toolonoscopy 

Contrary to a colonoscopy where a Dr. sticks a camera up ones ass to examine the colon, this is a social procedure in which one finds out the full extent to which another is a tool.

It is usually based on growing concerns that one is a tool.

I think we need to give Jim a toolonoscopy man, he's really playing favorites and getting used along with that...

toolonoscopy by Toolie Toolerson February 19, 2011