toplong

When a chick's torso is proportionally too long for her legs.

"I think that girl is really cute"
"nah... she's too toplong."

by who_da_man June 30, 2008

Toulong

A tan man, extremely romantic, breakdances, he can get any girl he wants without knowing it.

Girl 1: Ohh look at Toulong
Girl2: I know. He's so cute.
Girl 3: Ahhhh.... he iss!

Toulong: *just blushes

by Lovee<3 February 25, 2010

tolongas

One way to call your balls in Spanish.
Its use is not advised in polite company.

Caress my tolongas while you blow me, Lupe!
My tolongas hang so low that I often trip over them.

by Hugh G Rection April 10, 2006

toblong

A toblong is someone who is mediocre at public speaking but also that one brand of long life milk that no one likes.
He usually likes play games but also is weirdly good at everything he does. Also very sexy.

Friend 1 "Hey have you seen that new toblong recently?"

Friend 2 "Yeah man, he's so hot and sexy, but also average."

by Tobyone1Kenobi March 28, 2022

Tolongges

(n) A person so ugly that you want to erase their existence.

A very good friend

Origin: Used by early Pilipino named Datu Jose Francisco Jefferson

Hoy tolongges, buburahin ko yang muka mo sa mapa eh!

by Mr i know it all shit June 14, 2018

toblong

person that gets no bitches

person 1: look at that person with no bitches

person 2: it's a toblong

by fkfjkldfs cmemiofm ldklpd s March 30, 2022

toolongkissamitus

when you kiz a qt 2 much

damn that boa got toolongkissamitus

by toolongkissamitus12 December 7, 2019