toblong

A toblong is someone who is mediocre at public speaking but also that one brand of long life milk that no one likes.
He usually likes play games but also is weirdly good at everything he does. Also very sexy.

Friend 1 "Hey have you seen that new toblong recently?"

Friend 2 "Yeah man, he's so hot and sexy, but also average."

by Tobyone1Kenobi March 28, 2022

toblong

person that gets no bitches

person 1: look at that person with no bitches

person 2: it's a toblong

by fkfjkldfs cmemiofm ldklpd s March 30, 2022