Totebag

A douche bag of the NPR variety; who is obsessed with "local" foods and "green" anything. This person goes beyond the normal caring person, and is truly annoying. Will most likely have a beard and/or a retro street bike.

Did you see Tom over there?
Who is that?
The totebag, the one with the beard.

by Tucking-Fypo November 29, 2011

Totebag

An idiot, someone who's a jerk or difficult.

Dane Cook is a total totebag

by irvingbrah July 17, 2009

Bahamian Totebag

A man takes a woman by her labia majoris, grabbing each lip firmly with his first finger and thumb, and has intercourse with her, pulling the lips against his shaft.

"Last night I gave my woman a Bahamian Totebag, and she loved it."

by Jennifer Kindernay July 10, 2006