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An idiot, someone who's a jerk or difficult.
Dane Cook is a total totebag
Totebag by irvingbrah July 17, 2009

Bahamian Totebag 

A man takes a woman by her labia majoris, grabbing each lip firmly with his first finger and thumb, and has intercourse with her, pulling the lips against his shaft.
"Last night I gave my woman a Bahamian Totebag, and she loved it."

tote bag clone 

a type of person in the fashion community who is drawn to brands like Aime Leone Dore, Carharrt,jjjjound, and vintage pieces and often carrys a tote bag and loves workwear , this individual also gets most of their inspiration from youtube influencers like Ken Ijima and Ray Miah, alot of them used to be sneakerheads or hypebeasts who have moved on from wearing logos, the tote bag clone is often called a clone because this is one of the most trendiest styles in 2020 and you will see it on instagram explore feed everywhere
nick owns 5 pairs of carhartt double knees and the jjjjound new balances , he must be a tote bag clone
tote bag clone by theincel December 13, 2020

Mississippi Tote Bag 

A tote bag that can be bought in the book store at Mississippi College. Mississippi College is a private, Christian University with the main campus located in Clinton.
Tammy Picklesimmer got a Mississippi Tote Bag at the college book store.
Mississippi Tote Bag by Candaro January 11, 2012

tote bag 

A bookbag that mainly teenage girls use to hold their shit in. Probably shit that won't fit in their jeans because those are too tight. I think that girls believe they are more fashionable with one and that it makes them look/feel a lot more womanly or feminine. Even if you are a shim, it
can boost your confidence. At school, its a replacement for a backpack. It's also a lot cooler to run in because if you're going to be late to class, you don't want your fat and overstuffed backpack (full of calculators, multi-colored highlighters, cheap lip gloss, and completed homework) flopping against your back and look like a complete dumbass. You can fit as much shit in your tote bag and it will still not look as gay and bulky as the backpack you previously used. If you go to the mall, you'll probably see about every other fucking girl with one on their shoulder. Sometimes girls carry two because they're just to lazy or embarassed to carry a bigger bag that will hold all of it...
Paul: Check out that girl's tote bag. She probably has nothing but her cell phone in it.

Ben: Ha. My sister paid me 10 dollars to drive her to Pac Sun just so she could buy one like every other 14 year old.

Tote bag 

The begining stages of douche baggery
Josh was being such a tote bag last night at that party when we were playing COD
Tote bag by mnqjso September 19, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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