stages

1. Synonym for "levels"
2. The hottest shit going down in Miami this weekend. Reggae party at Pro Player Stadium (Miami Dolphins). Find me at VIP.

Example 1:
"I'll buy another video game once I clear all the stages on this one."

Example 2:
"Absolute Entretainment is holding it down this saturday at Stages, but don't bring sand to the beach"

stages by dominikan May 20, 2003

Stages of Derp 

For people that dont know the stages of derping.

Derping is very common now a days where you screw up something or you just come off as plain stupid.
There are four stages of derp:
The first stage in where the majority of people are at and are a non derp where they may screw up once in a while and just reset back to normal at the beginning of each day.
The second stage of derp is a Common derp and are usually found in ditches with a shovel as they are boarder line derp usually found with IQ's lower than 100 and derp from 5 to 15 times a day.
The third stage is where you fail at most things in life expessially english and dont know how to spell and may derp from 15 to 50 times a day. This stage is called a Pro-Derp.
The fourth stage is a Royal derp it has nothing to do with the queen but whoever is at this stage should get a medal of some sort because they derp at least 50 or more times a day.

"I hate These stages of derp because it always ends up that I am a common derp at at the end of the day."
"It's okay Ron, just next time don't drop out of grade 10"

Stages of Derp by BMilly4 July 10, 2011

Stages of Creeping 

1. Creeper- Person who does not want to be seen. Not necessarily perverted in nature. Usually seen in the backgrounds of pictures in an unflattering pose or with an unusual expression on their face. Usually awkward, but innocent.
2. Lurker- One who purposefully hides themself when a "target" walks by so that they can check them out with impunity. Has not yet developed skills to detect when cameras are nearby.
3. Skulker- One who relishes an opportunity to check someone out, but does not take the time to stalk. Usually has someone specific in mind. Usually is equipped with Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak. If you detect one, proceed to the nearest exit/can of mace immediately.
4. Stalker- See highlighted definition.
5. Pervert- Brazened form of a stalker who does not care if their presence is known. Legal intervention is the safest course of action, battle axe is most effective.

These are corresponding examples of the Stages of Creeping:

1.Billy is a creeper. He is socially awkward so he avoids people. Feel bad for Billy.

2.Carlos is a lurker. He doesn't get any so he he just of waits there.... Avoid Carlos.

3.Jordan is a skulker. He is attracted to that girl over there, but is too ashamed/nervous/oblivious to talk to her. If he ever wants a chance, he should probably just not be creepy. Do not associate with Jordan or his friends.

4. Jack is a stalker. Fuck you Jack.

5. Herbert is a pervert. The world is a better place with out you, buddy.

Stages of Creeping by legitnugget January 6, 2009

Stages of High 

"The Official Stages of being High"

Stage 1: Usually after the first few tokes/rips your head becomes relaxed and you get anxious on the trip ahead of you.

Stage 2: About 5 minutes into the sesh, you start becoming relaxed, happy and your mind is at the state where you just want to keep smoking to get higher.

Stage 3: By this time around 10-15 minutes should have elapsed, "But you wouldn't realise it because you would be to high to keep track of time at this point", you will lose all care about the problems in the world, and start feeling you're free.

Stage 4: Oh shit, this stage is where shit starts getting serious, Music "The gift from the gods" becomes so intense to listen to, when you listen to it, it takes you into a whole new universe and when you close your eyes you trip balls, -Pink Floyd- can cause major trips or MGMT- Electric Feel Personally for me.

Stage 5: The Final stage, "God Mode", At this point you've smoked so much, you've lost all care for any problems, you feel Invincible and Invigorated, When you close your eyes you can explore every memory, every moment of anything that has ever happened, For someone with a strong imagination, at this stage it is like a psychedelic shroom trip, when you close your eyes with music, you see all, feel all, know all, nothing can bring you down, not even the fuzz, Also by this time you should be starving, that's the munchies calling out to you, you're ready to devour a whole Safeway Isle.

"Stages of High"

Damn dude, this is some Dank ass ganja,

"Puffs" yeah man im sittin on a 3 at the moment, gotta keep goin!

"Sometime later, no one really knows cause you lose track of time"

"Starts to randomly laugh" Duuude i'm Stooned, I'm sooo DooooOOone.
Yeah man you're at a 5 defo, let me just get to there and we'll go to Safeway.

Stages of High by The Real Wet Bandits March 18, 2014

stages of romance 

(in my opinion)
Stages
1. Meeting
2. Talking
3. Friends
4. Best Friends

5. Dating
6.Kiss
7.Sex
8. Moving in
9. Proposal
10. Marriage
11. Pregnant

12. Kids
(11 and 12 can come before 9 and 10)

I'm on the 5th stage of the stages of romance with 'Thanos' (????)

stages of romance by ThatDeepThinker October 5, 2020

stages not ages 

When someone is technically the same age as you, but he/she is in a different stage of life, so you are both experiencing different things.

Mike- "dude that girl is older than you"
Dan- "no she's not, I transferred schools! we are technically the same age"
Mike- "fine you're both 19, but she's a sophomore and you are a freshman. stages not ages, bro"

stages not ages by asdoufds; October 6, 2016

Stages of Texting 

The formality of your messages, mainly texting for how a person may judge your internet/online status. The different stages include usage of capital letters, punctuation, and emojis.

Stages of Texting
Stage 1 (informal): OMG THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY *insert crying laughing emoji here*
Stage 2 (casual): Yeah the party's on Thursday
Stage 3 (normal): I'm pretty sure she's upset about her boyfriend dumping her.
Stage 4 (ass eater): Laughing out loud, that was quite the funny joke x capital d laughing my ass off.

Stages of Texting by Chinis Chink December 3, 2016