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Toterball 

A competitive game played in the ridge where bros take off their shirts and try to score a ball into a net with a large variety of equipment.......sometimes played in the vicinity of a water sprinkler
Who wants to play some Toterball?
Wanna Toter, bros?

Tokballs 

Like blue balls, but when you go to find a tiktok in your liked videos and realise that you forgot to like it.
Will: Hey let me show you this tiktok. Wait fuck I forgot to like it.
Daniel: Ah you've got Tokballs
Tokballs by UlladullaChats December 27, 2020
Toeball, or toeballing, is the act of using the toes to kick a soccer ball as opposed to the top of the foot. Toeballs are done mainly by soccer beginners. Cocky golies and Varsity players may at times use the word as if they are better players.
"Look, some new players!"
"Probably a bunch of toeballers."
Toeball by ColdVantage January 4, 2005

Titballs 

A rare occasion where balls hang off tits.
Madonna has titballs
Titballs by eatmahfuckingshit October 15, 2008

teleballs 

Synonymous to phoneballs, teleballs enable one to say things telephonically, that is, over the phone, that they would not normally be capable of saying when face-to-face.

See phoneballs.
"Dude, last night, I totally told Karen that she's a douche bag."

"Yeah, but Robbie, let's face it. You're like every other 'obbie' out there, you just grew a pair of teleballs. And dude, you smell like piss."
teleballs by prankmaster July 30, 2007

totebulsh 

an abbreviation for "total bullshit" that saves half the syllables AND keeps you from swearing, technically.
A: "They said it was shipped overnight. That was last week!"
B: "That's totebulsh, mom."
totebulsh by Quitty January 10, 2012
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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