Tonkblock 

Used by Border Patrol Agents to describe the act of apprehending a group ahead of the lead tracker without the tracker's knowledge.

"Agent Smith, I was tracking that group for 3 hours and you tonkblocked me!"

Term coined circa 2003 near Casa Grande, AZ.

Tonkblock by Stinkcheese March 25, 2008

conkblock 

the act of blocking a shot by the goaltender Ty Conklin of the Pittsburgh Penguins or basically....just making saves.

1: did you just see that save?
2: yeah....st. louis just got conkblocked!

conkblock by Racheley January 21, 2008

talkblocked 

The act of removing someone from your conversations and/or life by not updating them when you change your email or other social networking contact information. Also accomplished by defriending them on social networking sites.

Example:
Guy 1: Do your emails keep getting returned when you email Stacie?
Guy 2: Man, I think you got talkblocked.

talkblocked by thundersnow December 8, 2010

Tokeblocker 

Someone that makes you laugh while toking- causing you to spew and cough out your beautiful billowing hit without getting it's full benefit.

Johnny: (Puff, Puff)
Rick: "Hey dude, I dreamed I fisted a unicorn last night"
Johnny: (Cough, Cough, Spew) "Shutup! You freakin Tokeblocker!"

Tokeblocker by HotBetty February 3, 2012

Talkblock 

When having a talk about deep matters and you don't want others to hear and abruptly someone comes to hear what your conversation is about.

1. James and Ryan were having a conversation about girls in their class and Sally came and totally talkblocked them forcing them to change the conversation and continue elsewhere.

2. Chris and Peter were chilling in their room talking about whether or not they would get baked but Peter's mom burst open the door leaving them to talk about other matters. She was a huge talkblock!

Talkblock by BaAAmUrFACE December 16, 2011

Toddblock

When a toddler continuously blocks another from playing with any toys. Also called a "DoF" (denial of fun) attack.

That kid was totally toddblocking my daughter from playing with that Elmo doll.

Toddblock by -=v00d00=- November 6, 2011

totblock 

Being cockblocked by someone ages 13-0, otherwise known as a 'tot'.

1.Man I was about to get blown until her little sister totblocked me!

2.I was about to get it on at south access and then that coke head totblocked me!

totblock by howtomakefriendsforfags July 25, 2011