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turdblock 

verb. the act of keeping someone from being able to go to the bathroom--even though you know they need to--to the point where they "lose their chance"
I know I said we'd stop, but if you kids keep fighting in the backseat I'll turdblock you all the way to Carson City!
turdblock by marcello_loren February 4, 2010

Tokeblocker 

Someone that makes you laugh while toking- causing you to spew and cough out your beautiful billowing hit without getting it's full benefit.
Johnny: (Puff, Puff)
Rick: "Hey dude, I dreamed I fisted a unicorn last night"
Johnny: (Cough, Cough, Spew) "Shutup! You freakin Tokeblocker!"
Tokeblocker by HotBetty February 3, 2012

Tonkblock 

Used by Border Patrol Agents to describe the act of apprehending a group ahead of the lead tracker without the tracker's knowledge.
"Agent Smith, I was tracking that group for 3 hours and you tonkblocked me!"

Term coined circa 2003 near Casa Grande, AZ.
Tonkblock by Stinkcheese March 25, 2008
A man who suffers from a severe case of "Peter Pan syndrome". His child-like behavior mimics that of a mentally challenged 5 year old. When things don't go his way, he exhibits "retard strength" and hits women. When alchohol is consumed, he will wet the bed or piss all over the place.
He was a real Toddboski when he pulled his dick out and pretended it was a microphone to a crowd at a funeral.
Toddboski by fa q tkd April 18, 2009

totblock 

Being cockblocked by someone ages 13-0, otherwise known as a 'tot'.
1.Man I was about to get blown until her little sister totblocked me!

2.I was about to get it on at south access and then that coke head totblocked me!

Toddbrook 

A mystical place where the wind comes from ever direction at once...
Its a very Toddbrook wind today
Toddbrook by shoopydoopy2 April 30, 2011