totblock

Being cockblocked by someone ages 13-0, otherwise known as a 'tot'.

1.Man I was about to get blown until her little sister totblocked me!

2.I was about to get it on at south access and then that coke head totblocked me!

by howtomakefriendsforfags July 25, 2011

Tot Block

To stop someone from stealing one of your tater tots. This usually happens when a hungry friend thinks you are distracted and reaches for a tot from your plate. Then you catch them in the act just in time.

Bob: So I told her I don't care what color -- Hey, bro! (looks down at plate and brandishes a fork threateningly) Lay off the tots! I'm going to eat those!

Tom: Dang! I just got tot blocked!

by ATL Livin' March 3, 2011

Titblocking

When lesbian couples get interrupted by someone! similar to cockblocking but more fitting as its two women so hence tits. (titblocking titblocked etc)

Wynonna was titblocking Waverly and Nicole as they were kissing on their bed by opening the door and interrupting them. Waverly yelped in surprise and Nicole eye-rolled as they were close to sexy times ;)

by LittleLeoFitz October 16, 2019

Twotblock

when one girl really wants to screw the quarterback but her friend ruins it by saying something that makes him want to mingle elsewhere.

What the hell julie?! you totally just twotblocked me!

by the deconstructionalizer March 26, 2010

Tot Block

When you are rejected sexual intercourse because of the presence of a toddler

I had to babysit the other day, and that little kid totally tot blocked me.

by ThatsGWHY June 12, 2011

TokBlocked

When you're scrolling through your "for you page" on the clock app and you accidentally refresh the feed before you liked the video or followed the creator and now it is lost forever.

I saw this really funny video on the clock app about a dude with some ducks and a ski mask girl spitting shots into nana's mouth, but I was TokBlocked when I hit the back button instead of the home button when I was looking at the creator's profile.

by thebigr3ddog August 29, 2021

twotblocker

noun
1. When a man is flirting with a woman. Another man sees that they are flirting and begins flirting with that women, exclusively to the first man. This prevents the first man from getting sex with the woman.
2. A man who is trying to prevent another man from getting sex. He does this by flirting with the girl the original man planned on having sex with.

1. I was real close to getting her in bed, until Johnny walked in and turned it into a real twotblocker.
2. That chick had a thing for me, until the twotblocker started talking to her.

by fushahb20815 May 17, 2009