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Talkblock 

When having a talk about deep matters and you don't want others to hear and abruptly someone comes to hear what your conversation is about.
1. James and Ryan were having a conversation about girls in their class and Sally came and totally talkblocked them forcing them to change the conversation and continue elsewhere.

2. Chris and Peter were chilling in their room talking about whether or not they would get baked but Peter's mom burst open the door leaving them to talk about other matters. She was a huge talkblock!
Talkblock by BaAAmUrFACE December 16, 2011

stalkblocked 

Having the intent to facebook stalk someone only to find that they are either hidden or have their profile on private.
"I tried to looking him up after our date and he totally stalkblocked me"
stalkblocked by crysmiss January 16, 2012

TokBlocked 

When you're scrolling through your "for you page" on the clock app and you accidentally refresh the feed before you liked the video or followed the creator and now it is lost forever.
I saw this really funny video on the clock app about a dude with some ducks and a ski mask girl spitting shots into nana's mouth, but I was TokBlocked when I hit the back button instead of the home button when I was looking at the creator's profile.
TokBlocked by thebigr3ddog August 29, 2021

talkblocker 

Someone who interrupts you when you're talking to someone of the opposite gender whom you are interested in pursuing relationship wise and is not necessarily just trying to get in to her pants.
Their interruption usually ends the conversation you and the person of the opposite gender were having.
Tim: Yeah, the movie was pretty great. What's your take on it?
Jill: I thought it was good too. I'd watch it again.
Tim: That's good. A movie for home, then. So, I was wondering if you wanted to do something tomorrow?
Jill: Oh! I'd --
Steve: Hey you guys, what did you think of the movie?
Jill: Hey Steve. Tim and I were just talking about it, we both thought it was good.
Steve: That's cool. Well, I'm going to go get some coffee.
Jill: What were we talking about?
Tim: Oh, nothing.

Later-
Tim: Man, Steve is such a talkblocker.

birthday stalkblocked 

when you go to stalk someone on facebook but they had a recent birthday so all you can see if happy birthday wall posts
Ron : dude did you see kelly's status last night? whats with that?

Jon : nah man i went to her profile cause she commented on my status but her birthday was two days ago so i was birthday stalkblocked

talkblocking 

when you are tring to have a conversation with one of your friends and you dont want anyone else to hear, but instead someone keeps trying to join it and keeps annoying you. similar concept to cockblocking.
i was trying to talk to James bout women while we were walking down the hill, but instead some lousy dude decided talkblocking us was a great idea