tonkalonk 

A Tonkalonk is a teen that has funnylooking hair, pale skin and is deeply perverted. A tonkalonk also like to play games involving tractors and little kid. They also have a favourite food of earwax and his own dead skin!

OMG! what a tonkalonk! errr. what is he doing with that little kid in a tractor.

tonkalonk by Lewis Gray February 5, 2008

donkalonk 

the most supreme of the B) - the evolved shrek donkey.

donkala: B) girl
donala: B) boy

donkala: "wow! she's such a donkalonk!!"
donala: *gasps in donkey*

donkalonk by the most B) scp president April 5, 2020

bonkalonk 

Another way to refer to bonkers, something absolutely insane.

Person 1: "Omg I just won the lottery!"

Person 2: "No way, thats bonkalonk.

bonkalonk by bigshart42069 January 8, 2023

konkalonka 

Imaginary disease you tell children about to scare or persuade them to do something like eat their vegetables or take medicine. Also used with bonkatobia which you will catch at the same time.

You better take your vitamins or your going to catch konkalonka and bonkatobia.

konkalonka by Mum 1 June 14, 2007

Tonkatonk 

Big Hard Dick, Large Rock-Solid Penis, A Giant Stiff Male Genitals, Well Hung like a Metal Tripod, a freakin' Enormous Iron Cock.

All the girls wants to ride his tonkatonk.

Tonkatonk by Jaden Miranda March 19, 2007

Tonkblock 

Used by Border Patrol Agents to describe the act of apprehending a group ahead of the lead tracker without the tracker's knowledge.

"Agent Smith, I was tracking that group for 3 hours and you tonkblocked me!"

Term coined circa 2003 near Casa Grande, AZ.

Tonkblock by Stinkcheese March 25, 2008

honkalonka 

big boobies

wow that girl has some nice “honkalonkas”

honkalonka by honkalonkas August 11, 2021