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Teleblock 

Teleblock is derived from the game RuneScape. You need to be on Modern Magics to cast Teleblock and you need 85 Magic to cast it. It takes 1 Death rune, 1 Law rune and 1 Chaos rune to cast. The spell stops the opponent from teleporting away from a fight in the Wilderness. Can be shortened to TB.
Z0mfg I TBed that n00b!
Quick, teleblock him so he can't get away!
Teleblock by W3bst3r December 24, 2008

Tokeblocker 

Someone that makes you laugh while toking- causing you to spew and cough out your beautiful billowing hit without getting it's full benefit.
Johnny: (Puff, Puff)
Rick: "Hey dude, I dreamed I fisted a unicorn last night"
Johnny: (Cough, Cough, Spew) "Shutup! You freakin Tokeblocker!"
Tokeblocker by HotBetty February 3, 2012

Tonkblock 

Used by Border Patrol Agents to describe the act of apprehending a group ahead of the lead tracker without the tracker's knowledge.
"Agent Smith, I was tracking that group for 3 hours and you tonkblocked me!"

Term coined circa 2003 near Casa Grande, AZ.
Tonkblock by Stinkcheese March 25, 2008
When a toddler continuously blocks another from playing with any toys. Also called a "DoF" (denial of fun) attack.
That kid was totally toddblocking my daughter from playing with that Elmo doll.
Toddblock by -=v00d00=- November 6, 2011

totblock 

Being cockblocked by someone ages 13-0, otherwise known as a 'tot'.
1.Man I was about to get blown until her little sister totblocked me!

2.I was about to get it on at south access and then that coke head totblocked me!

Tracy Towerblock

a woman who abuses the welfare system for her own financial gain.
That Tracy Towerblock spent her whole welfare check on whiskey and cigarettes and her baby still doesn't have any formula.
Tracy Towerblock by HeavnsGirl71 January 11, 2008